by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post kids say the darndest things, parenting, school storiesJames Breakwell @XplodingUnicorn Me: What did you do at school today? 5-year-old: Learned about dragons: Me: Your class learned about dragons? 5: | learned about dragons: | dontt know what everybody else was doing:
by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post Christmas, family, parentingHenpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal wife wanted to climb the tree in our front to hang Christmas lights; but my toddler cried and begged her not to so she wouldn’t hurt: It’s was a warm, caring moment that showed how much she loves her mom: Moments later; she suggested | climb the tree instead_ My- yard get
by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post dad voice, fatherhood, parentingMarcus J Our 4-year-old’s been running the house, so / called on the only man who ever kept me in line Dad Establish the Dad Voice__early: When all hope is lost, it prevails: So_yelling? No: different: It’s not about volume. It’s about density: 1 used it once at the park when you ran toward the swings. Half the kids just stopped dead in their tracks. It felt like casting a spell: Very
by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post gender critical, gender fluid, parenting0 wokeandwoofing reposted wokeand_ @wokean: Mar 24 As a gender fluid person, Im sometimes “Dad” and sometimes “Mum” Therefore insist that my children refer to me as “Dum” Not only have the kids complied, I’ve even heard some of my gender critical colleagues refer to me this way: It’s so refreshing to be taken seriously: 40 1 160 1.5K Ill 15K
by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post adoption, family, parentingDad: Son ‘re adopted Me: Wow; | wonder who my real parents are Dad: We are your real parents, your adopted parents are coming to pick you up you’
by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post cats, kittens, parenting, sleeping animalsMom hasn’t moved since two of her babies fell asleep on her paws
by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post baby bath, first bath, parentingThe first bath with mom boredpanda.com
by Williams 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post generation gap, parenting, technologyMy mom in 2012: You’re always on that damn phone My mom nOw:
by Williams 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post funny kids, parenting, rent jokeI said “excuse me sir’ to get this 7 year old and he said “mom; he called me sir!’ and she said “that means you’re a grown man, now you gotta start paying rent by boy today
by Williams 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post family, parenting, twins“Traise my sister’ $ twins after she passed Tm proud of who they became