by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post breakfast, Mother's Day, parentingSimon Holland Follow @simoncholland Thanks for always acting surprised by breakfast in bed like you slept right through the great and pans avalanche of 6.45 AM. Happy Mother’s pots Day
by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post kids, parenting, viral momentsThe Dad THE DAD @thedad The silence after your kid falls over is the worst. Because they’re either absolutely fine or filling their lungs with enough air to mimic an air raid siren 8.25 PM 2020-09-17 Buffer 120 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 957 Likes
by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post childhood, generational differences, parentingjoe heenan @joeheenan daughter: Can I go to my friend’s house? Me: Take your phone & text me every 20 minutes to tell me you’re ok Me when I was 10: Im off to the abandoned quarry with my pals Mum: Dinner’s at 5 My
by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post double standard, parenting, relatableMy parents picking between “You’re just a kid” & “You’re not a kid anymore” carefully, to benefit their argument: Imgflip com
by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post parenting, prank, Star WarsMe and my son have been sneaking out in the middle of the night in our Ewok and Chewbacca costumes just to mess with our neighbor’s trail cams
by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post kids say the darndest things, parenting, school storiesJames Breakwell @XplodingUnicorn Me: What did you do at school today? 5-year-old: Learned about dragons: Me: Your class learned about dragons? 5: | learned about dragons: | dontt know what everybody else was doing:
by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post Christmas, family, parentingHenpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal wife wanted to climb the tree in our front to hang Christmas lights; but my toddler cried and begged her not to so she wouldn’t hurt: It’s was a warm, caring moment that showed how much she loves her mom: Moments later; she suggested | climb the tree instead_ My- yard get
by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post dad voice, fatherhood, parentingMarcus J Our 4-year-old’s been running the house, so / called on the only man who ever kept me in line Dad Establish the Dad Voice__early: When all hope is lost, it prevails: So_yelling? No: different: It’s not about volume. It’s about density: 1 used it once at the park when you ran toward the swings. Half the kids just stopped dead in their tracks. It felt like casting a spell: Very
by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post gender critical, gender fluid, parenting0 wokeandwoofing reposted wokeand_ @wokean: Mar 24 As a gender fluid person, Im sometimes “Dad” and sometimes “Mum” Therefore insist that my children refer to me as “Dum” Not only have the kids complied, I’ve even heard some of my gender critical colleagues refer to me this way: It’s so refreshing to be taken seriously: 40 1 160 1.5K Ill 15K
by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post adoption, family, parentingDad: Son ‘re adopted Me: Wow; | wonder who my real parents are Dad: We are your real parents, your adopted parents are coming to pick you up you’
