by Williams 1 hour ago1 hour ago View Full Post beer funeral, Dad jokes, garage fridgeDad Bad news After 36 years, the garage fridge finally died. Been through a lot together: Outlasted 3 trucks, 2 wives Went out quiet; like a cowboy: Must’ve kept 10,000 beers Thinking about giving it a proper funeral cold
by Williams 1 hour ago1 hour ago View Full Post ai, LinkedIn, Product ManagerPaul W. Swaney Follow paulswaney3 Whatever product manager came up with the “seems like Al slop button for Linkedln deserves a raise Send Connect Seems like Al slop Report comment Idon’t want to see this Home Network Jobs Video More
by Williams 2 hours ago2 hours ago View Full Post FESS Fesshole HOLE @fesshole Imake up cringe corporate sayings in Teams meetings to see if they catch on. I felt a great sense of achievement when my boss remarked about a client wanting a sub-standard product “if the ducks want bread, give them bread” Ihad forgotten about that one.
by Williams 4 hours ago4 hours ago View Full Post adulting, gaming, work life balanceGaming as an adult: PIs dont raid . I work Io hour shifts
by Williams 5 hours ago5 hours ago View Full Post 6Ix- @okGixx So my dad has been ending every phone call with dangerous’ instead of “goodbye” for like six months now. We all thought he was just being a weird dad: Turns out he’s been mishearing the ending of a podcast he listens to. The host says curious’ but my dad is slightly deaf in one ear: He’s been going around telling his coworkers, my grandmother, and apparently his DOCTOR to “stay dangerous’ this entire time: My mom only found out because his doctor called to check if everything was okay at home: My dad has now decided he likes his version better and refuses to Yesterday he told a nun to stay dangerous. 3.02AM 6/25/26 . 7.3M Views “stay “stay stop:
by Williams 6 hours ago6 hours ago View Full Post just in case anyone thought i was kidding: moose @mooseincrisis just saw a seal riding a whale as transportation
by Williams 10 hours ago10 hours ago View Full Post parenting, spanking, violence5 KOCO-5 Oklahoma Koco @koconews Spanking your kids could teach them to be violent in future relationships dlvr it/ Q6z21W DAI Mao Corey Trost @CTrost7 share if you spanked and you are not violent City got
by Williams 11 hours ago11 hours ago View Full Post high school was so judgy but in college you see someone riding past on a razor scooter wearing a snuggie and its like “that is a smart man”
by Williams 12 hours ago12 hours ago View Full Post A thief painted his entire face green in an attempt to avoid being identified while stealing & woman’$ purse at & train station in Russia. The 23-year-old man was quickly arrested because he was the only person with @ green face.
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