by Williams 1 hour ago1 hour ago View Full Post Minutes before the 2004 tsunami hit Thailand, a 10- year-old girl warned her parents it was coming: While on the beach, she recognized the warning signs of a tsunami as she had learned them in geography class just two weeks earlier. She is credited with saving the lives of hundreds of tourists
by Williams 1 hour ago1 hour ago View Full Post Jawbreaker @sixfootcandy husband lost a bet and has to wash the dishes for a month; and | just got a credit card alert that someone just spent $200 at Costco. If that man walks in the door with $200 of paper goods, Im making it 2 months: My
by Williams 2 hours ago2 hours ago View Full Post Justin King @Justinkingnews Headline: “Women who own horses live longer” Implied correlation: horses make you live longer: Reality: if you own a horse, you can probably afford health insurance.
by Williams 3 hours ago3 hours ago View Full Post Read the article at BabylonBee.com Heartwarming: Dog Finally Reunited With Owner Who Left For 30 Seconds To Grab The Mail
by Williams 8 hours ago8 hours ago View Full Post B ete oaks Follow @bOnewalljackson carrying her across the threshold into the honeymoon suite then taking the gnarliest shit of my life
by Williams 14 hours ago14 hours ago View Full Post DropTheDie @DropTheDie health insurance sent me a letter telling me re cancelling my health insurance because they don’t know my address. So tomorrow | have to read that back to them and see if they can see the problem there: My they
by Williams 17 hours ago17 hours ago View Full Post mils @camiler_h canu imagine how packed trails would be if everyone on tinder who said they liked hiking actually did it
by Williams 21 hours ago21 hours ago View Full Post group chat, red flags, relationship adviceiamvickyzaildaar If she forgives you, then 30 minutes later comes back mad again: That means she told her friends in her group chat and the board of directors did not agree. KNJG HQ& @KNJGHQ One of my friends dumped his girlfriend because of her group chat: He got tired of everything being judged by all her friends, who were pretty much hostile the beginning: He said it was like dating five women at once, and four of them didn’t like you_ from
by Williams 23 hours ago23 hours ago View Full Post ‘Hejust sat down to relax Tell him the trash needs to be emptied immediately:
