by Williams 51 minutes ago51 minutes ago View Full Post 6IX- @okGixx 13h There’s a new guy at work and he’s been here maybe two weeks and we’re in a meeting and my boss is talking about quarterly goals or whatever and she goes we really need to circle back to customer retention” and this guy raises his hand and goes have a question” and my boss is like yes and he goes why do you always say circle back?” and the whole room goes quiet and my boss is like what and he goes “you say it like every meeting is there a reason we’re going in circles why don’t wejust go forward” and someone coughs and he’s still going “like I’ve been keeping track you’ve said it eighteen times in two weeks” and my bossjust stares at him and goes have you never worked in an office before” and he goes have but nobody said circle back this much it feels aggressive” and swear my boss five years and she goes “it’sjust a phrase’ and he goes “okay but like why circles” and shejust moved on with the meeting: He got let go during his probation period today and heard him ask HR if it was because of the circle thing: 0 11 1 52 960 Ill 35.5K aged
by Williams 2 hours ago2 hours ago View Full Post nedl @nedsore the shower is the alternate dimension where | realize I’m low on shampoo but as soon as | step through the curtain Im transported back to this dimension where all my memories are wiped like in severance and | won’t remember im out of shampoo until im back in the shower
by Williams 8 hours ago8 hours ago View Full Post tpwrtrmnky Follow Dec 19,2025 ‘Block this ad” isn’t good enough, I need a feature that directly tells the company “this was so shit that it lowered mv oninion Of vour product”
by Williams 9 hours ago9 hours ago View Full Post Stole my vehicle: Crashed it: Ripped up my degree. Luluera DAYTON Oho eclipse @eclipsegotban you know how a hater you gotta be to rip up a college degree in a car robbery?? LMAOOOOO Hubettote- big
by Williams 16 hours ago16 hours ago View Full Post WGL “We are in a golden age of music: There will be a time when technology becomes s0 advanced that we’Il rely on them to make music rather than raw talent: Music will ose its Ji -Freddie Mercury soul
by Williams 21 hours ago21 hours ago View Full Post 9) Eating a “temporary snack while | stand in front of the pantry trying to decide on a “formal permanent snack”
by Williams 22 hours ago22 hours ago View Full Post YELLOWSTONE CAMERAS RECORDED A MOUNTAIN LION UNEXPECTEDLY CARING FOR TWO WOLF CUBS; REVEALING A RARE AND PUZZLING WILDLIFE BOND
by Williams 23 hours ago23 hours ago View Full Post lottery, office, workBOSS: CAN YOU TELL OUR NEW HIRES WHY YOU’VE STAYED ALL THESE YEARS? ME: BECAUSE HAVEN’T WON THE LOTTERY YET.
by Williams 24 hours ago24 hours ago View Full Post Co-worker his lunch stolen and ve agreed to let him watch the security camera tape. This is the most excited I’ve ever been at any job ever. Ever: got they”
by Williams 1 day ago1 day ago View Full Post Agroup of hikers had to be rescued after Google Maps gave them a five hour estimate for a trail that actually takes 12 to 14 hours Google Maps]
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