by Williams 3 hours ago3 hours ago View Full Post Mitch McConnell’s staff collecting their paychecks while no one has heard from their boss for two months It ain’t honest; but it’s much
by Williams 5 hours ago5 hours ago View Full Post Ethan K. years ago | was drunk outside a bar in Chicago and met a well-traveled homeless guy: We exchanged numbers and | still text him for travel advice Christopher Crockpot Ever beehn t@ Madison; Wseonsin? Hell yea have: Got pepper sprayed at a hot air balloon festival back in 1998. Took three cops to take me down: Absolutely beautiful this time of year: Three
by Williams 7 hours ago7 hours ago View Full Post Ethan @EEETHmang4 Just bought my first home Dad always gives great advice Dad And this is the most important thing about owning a home_ Always sleep naked: What?? Why? There are two types of men in this world. Those who fear having to fight a home intruder naked. And those who intend to.
by Williams 15 hours ago15 hours ago View Full Post would send at least seven people to the hospital in this situation
by Williams 15 hours ago15 hours ago View Full Post friendship, gamers, gaming insultsale Thewav men can say the most ftiendship breaking things toeach other while gaming and then say goodnight like nothing happened georgie @BeefyGorilla The more well thought out the insult; the more i know were thinking of me aael vile, they
by Williams 17 hours ago17 hours ago View Full Post phone, train, workMiranda Keeling @MirandaKeeling Man answering his phone on the train: Yes? Correct; Im not at work (pause) Im not going to answer that because am not at work today: No, you’re going to have to ask someone who is. Goodbye_
by Williams 19 hours ago19 hours ago View Full Post The standard position of a person who solves other people’s problems:
by Williams 20 hours ago20 hours ago View Full Post 3 reviews 3 ago Turned us away while holding a table for someone coming later on. Poorly run and a major disappoiniment: Like Response Irom the owner a ago https //en wikipedla org/wikiTable_reservatlon day day
by Williams 21 hours ago21 hours ago View Full Post This spider has been saving me from mosquitoes for a month now: Much respect to him. georgie @BeefyGorilla Meanwhile; the spider is probably thinking: “This guy has been me food for a month now. Respect to people like him.” luring
by Williams 1 day ago1 day ago View Full Post If this guy gets a suntan he’ll have a lot of explaining to do.
