by Williams 11 minutes ago11 minutes ago View Full Post maculategiraffe at the farmer’s market the baby was pointing at the tomatoes and going ba ba ba and signing “on” so my sister was like “how much for just one tomato” and the person at the stall was like “oh he can have one. dont worry about it” and the baby stood there by the stall devouring the tomato like an apple in big messy bites and people kept stopping and going “awwwww” and then “oh man that does look and buying a bunch of tomatoes all natural organic advertising good”
by Williams 3 hours ago3 hours ago View Full Post An influencer built a working slot machine that gives treats to her cat It has spinning reels, a pull lever, and a “pity system” to stop the cat getting too frustrated Kirgy So Vinverted Ton Kuurna @Kuurnao Inever considered we could get animals addicted to gambling this is HUGE
by Williams 5 hours ago5 hours ago View Full Post AirBnB, dog, Kevindecent pigeon @decentbirthday The owner of my AirBnB has a named Kevin: His human-sounding name terrified me at first. ATeT 10 15 AM 7972 Completed Delails apologize in advance, but Kevin may try t0 sleep with you: Just keep your door shut: une Joth excuse me what June Jotn Kevin Is my dog: dog
by Williams 7 hours ago7 hours ago View Full Post If ‘buying owning, then t stealing SONY isn t pirating isn t
by Williams 7 hours ago7 hours ago View Full Post marianaz @mariana057 Parenting is buying 6 yogurts and watching them all get eaten In one day: Then buying 12 yogurts and watching them expire because; “Nobody likes yogurt
by Williams 12 hours ago12 hours ago View Full Post Dominos Pizza 6h might send PlayStation a digital pizza 1.2K Comments 25K Q1k 3K
by Williams 13 hours ago13 hours ago View Full Post In 1909, dueling with wax bullets became a popular novelty: Losers could be theatrically declared dead, and the mock “fatal” results were said to cause general merriment: AM @thekidai Wax bullet duels with the fellas after a case of beers sounds fun af
by Williams 14 hours ago14 hours ago View Full Post 19 Iml T GOATS BUTTER #UTTL WHO YOU GONNA CALL GOATS BUTTER unitehun {1.90 bullor 4d {76U +9 Innocent rapol ain’t afraid of no goats_ indirispeaks am suspicious of the pineapple though_ Jutt~ L 1
by Williams 20 hours ago20 hours ago View Full Post hypothetical questions, rap music ban, viral tweetThis is your house: You get paid 25k a hour just for living here but you can never listen to rap music ever again: Wyd? #KP * @ogkaylaperez Baby lock them doors and turn the lights down low
by Williams 1 day ago1 day ago View Full Post Angela @luxangelae ican’t get over the fact that this hammerhead shark artis from the 1700’s archaeologyart {
