by Williams 20 hours ago20 hours ago View Full Post 00 Wi What’s the worst thing you can say in an elevator full of people? 16,0k 6430 Share JumpKicker 8h 4 Awards True story; my mom and dad were in a crowded elevator while my mom was very obviously pregnant to the point of bursting: | guess she looks at my dad and says; When are you going to tell your wife about me?” My parents are happily married; she was just pranking him dad said it was the longest elevator ride of his life. Reply 13,4k My
by Williams 21 hours ago21 hours ago View Full Post hair bands, motley crue, relationshipsCooper Lawrence @CooperLawrence boyfriend and I just had an entire conversation about “hair bands” before I realized he was talking about Motley Crue and was talking about scrunchies Relationships are wild:. 7.44 AM 6/7/21 Twitter for iPhone My
by Williams 1 day ago1 day ago View Full Post Once, I was fired effective immediately: We do the exit interview with HR and she asks me to send over any documents I had in regards to our next event; Cue malicious compliance: I said: “As per my NDA, I am not to discuss intimate details or share documents relating to this position with any employer- past or future: Since this firing was effective immediately, YOU are now ] former employer: HR hemmed and hawed: They called Legal and Legal pointed out that [ was technically correct: were a former employer and I was bound by my NDA. Needless to say, the event was a disaster: Over half the speakers pulled out once communication broke down: They
by Williams 1 day ago1 day ago View Full Post Turing Police @turing_police when was like 12 went to the California science center which had a “drunk driving simulator” educational arcade type game and if you were too good at it the game would automatically crash the car after a while so you didnt undermine their message
by Williams 1 day ago1 day ago View Full Post A company has released a “human refrigerator” to combat extreme heat It blasts the user with cold air to cool down their entire body within 10 minutes proton @ProtonInspector Imagine this but for an entire room, maybe even an entire building
by Williams 1 day ago1 day ago View Full Post TO LUCY BARFIELD My Dear Lucy, wrote this story for you, but when [ began it [ had not realized that girls grow quicker than books: As & result you are already too old for tales; and by the time it is printed and bound you will be older still. But some you will be old cnough t0 start reading fairy tales You can then take it down from some upper shelf, dust it and tell me what you think of ic I shall probably be tO0 deaf t0 hear, and tOO old t0 understand, a word you say, but [ shall still be your affectionate Godfather, C:s:LEWIS fairy day again.
by Williams 2 days ago2 days ago View Full Post Ifyoutre bored atwork,ask your coworker; “Did talktoyour and then walk away they yet?”
by Williams 2 days ago2 days ago View Full Post Geoff @kwoade Labradors double coated, waterproofed & insulated were bred from St John’s Water Dogs, carefully selected to retrieve fish from the semi-arctic waters of Newfoundland and Labrador for their fishermen owners Here are 3 of them, begging to get inside to escape light drizzle:
by Williams 2 days ago2 days ago View Full Post Elon Musk X @elonmusk 7h All military age males means it is an invasion Collin Rugg @CollinRugg 1Oh NEW: Spain is now deploying its military after thousands of military-aged men stormed over the border into Ceuta, Spain 0:29 5k 1l 21.3K 118K Ill 4.M
by Williams 2 days ago2 days ago View Full Post career, job, workJob (n.) If you do yours very well, you get to do other too. @HipDict people’s job
![Once, I was fired effective immediately: We do the exit interview with HR and she asks me to send over any documents I had in regards to our next event; Cue malicious compliance: I said: “As per my NDA, I am not to discuss intimate details or share documents relating to this position with any employer- past or future: Since this firing was effective immediately, YOU are now ] former employer: HR hemmed and hawed: They called Legal and Legal pointed out that [ was technically correct: were a former employer and I was bound by my NDA. Needless to say, the event was a disaster: Over half the speakers pulled out once communication broke down: They](https://i0.wp.com/memes.memedroid.com/images/2026-07-31/6a6c4bc8c77d0.jpeg?resize=768&w=768&ssl=1 "Once, I was fired effective immediately: We do the exit interview with HR and she asks me to send over any documents I had in regards to our next event; Cue malicious compliance: I said: “As per my NDA, I am not to discuss intimate details or share documents relating to this position with any employer- past or future: Since this firing was effective immediately, YOU are now ] former employer: HR hemmed and hawed: They called Legal and Legal pointed out that [ was technically correct: were a former employer and I was bound by my NDA. Needless to say, the event was a disaster: Over half the speakers pulled out once communication broke down: They")
