by Williams 5 hours ago5 hours ago View Full Post A man brings his best buddy home for dinner: unannounced 7.30 pm after work His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens_ Wife: “My hair and makeup are not done; the house is a mess the dishes are not Tm still in my pajamas and cant be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the hell did you bring him homel?” Husband: “Because he’s thinking of getting married and promised him a demol” done,
by Williams 5 hours ago5 hours ago View Full Post My brain every single time / see one of these: DO IT I
by Williams 8 hours ago8 hours ago View Full Post you blow up the toilet, clean it Up: II you clog it up, use the plunger to unclog it II you act Iike an animal, you will be hunted down one, and lined S10. like
by Williams 13 hours ago13 hours ago View Full Post How | fix stuff working in IT Restart whatever isn’t working Quick Google Search IT placebo effect: My mere presence has fixed the issue
by Williams 16 hours ago16 hours ago View Full Post Vegan: i don’t eat meat because i respect nature_ Nature:
by Williams 18 hours ago18 hours ago View Full Post Tony Hawk @tonyhawk 21 h Kid at skatepark: “Are you Hawk?” me: |am him: no re not’ me: ok, Im not him: “but are you; FOR REAL?” me: | am, for real him: | thought youd look younger me: ME TOO 905 1 35,2K 361K Tony you’ [
by Williams 18 hours ago18 hours ago View Full Post MACOS Can install NOOO! Dontt an app that is you understand the coded by my friend? risks of installing an unverified app? WNdOWS want to It’s run a virus bro already running
by Williams 19 hours ago19 hours ago View Full Post You Work TOo Much: YOu You’re WASTING TIME. YOU ShouLD Be ENJOYING LIFE SHOULD BE WORKiNg MoRE Etipe WHAT DO You WANT FROM ME?! ComIC Made POSSIBLE ThANKS TO dam Pappas ovensie MRLOVENSTEIN CoM Type
by Williams 20 hours ago20 hours ago View Full Post “Never forget that you are your own data center: Drink plenty of water and consume as much literature as possible
by Williams 1 day ago1 day ago View Full Post Clark Neily @ConLawWarrior Replying to @adribbleofink Iwrote a report about aardvarks in Znd grade and SO into them that | wrote a letter to a stuffed-animal cO. suggesting they add one to their lineup. About 6mos later; | a big box wl a stuffed aardvark and a letter II saying We took your suggestion, and II we named it Clark got got
