by Williams 2 hours ago2 hours ago View Full Post Reporter: Did you marry your brother? Omar: “Not to my knowledge’ WHATAN ODD THING t0 SAY
by Williams 3 hours ago3 hours ago View Full Post philliplawler9g 20h Iwalked towards someone having speakerphone conversation on the bus turned to them sharply and said “Come back to bed honey” She had to do some uncomfortable explaining and for some magical reason, took it off speakerphone and managed to talk in a hushed tone 17.6K 397 230 5216 theangrytech 14h If you’re on loudspeaker; your phone call just became my phone call.
by Williams 7 hours ago7 hours ago View Full Post future, old man, technologyThe future is now,old man
by Williams 10 hours ago10 hours ago View Full Post Swimmers enjoying the London Pool which is believed to be the world’ s first transparent pool built between two skyscrapers BDENELS Met D44withda4n Irom French elllng boul 0′ Grnthion J0 55 choppa @choppaslide This is what happens when a generation is raised without Final Destination Sky Cptn
by Williams 19 hours ago19 hours ago View Full Post coworkers, relationships, workplaceKevin Ryan My girlfriend gets mad when don’t pick up on her little signals. have to remind her that I had ajob one time where it took me 9 months to realize that my boss was missing a hand: So my apologies if missed your eye roll: B34RO Had a job once where it took me three months to realize that my “co-worker’ was actually two sibling cO-workers who worked different shifts.
by Williams 20 hours ago20 hours ago View Full Post @omgsidewalks Can we PLEASE normalize just hanging out at each other’s houses again? Why does every friendship meetup need to be a whole production; a restaurant reservation, and a $150 bill? |just want to sit on your couch; drink something; and talk for hours.
by Williams 21 hours ago21 hours ago View Full Post Anthony @TonyAIDayyy92 Got 4 bags in my cart: Steve sacrificed his job so the rest of us could eat like kings: STEVE ORDERED TOO MANY NUGGETS SALEL IF WE DONT SELL THEM; WE RE LETTING STEVE GO. Chickt NUGGETS UGGETS 1049 10lg GKI ETS NUGGETS WuGCETS Cet NucI 1069 KUGGETS higuctS
by Williams 22 hours ago22 hours ago View Full Post WHYTHE FucK IS THE SELF-CHECKOUT MACHINE ASKING ME FOR A 25% TIP WHEN | BAGGED MY OWN GROCERIES
