by Williams 2 hours ago2 hours ago View Full Post burnout, procrastination, workplaceCoworker: do you always take 30 minutes to do that 5 minute job? Me: @officialworkmemes The only reward you get for fast work is being given other people’s work to finish; so you may as well take your time Why
by Williams 3 hours ago3 hours ago View Full Post “Evil cannot create anything new; it can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made” ~JRR. Tolkien
by Williams 5 hours ago5 hours ago View Full Post This happens every time I get audibly frustrated. He’s a therapy dog at heart
by Williams 10 hours ago10 hours ago View Full Post enderbot-magic 3 crankyteapot Follow hauntedcreek Follow When my uncle was younger his hobby was going to car dealerships to negotiate prices on the cars: He never actually bought any, he would just argue with the salesmen about prices then leave #Gruncle Stan vs Spamton 6,348 notes 0 =
by Williams 11 hours ago11 hours ago View Full Post Treatyourbodylikeadatacentre Consumeas much water and literatureaspossible Upset local councilswithyour existence city’
by Williams 11 hours ago11 hours ago View Full Post BenJammin @meowmeow kpoop Love how Shrek is like 70% “don’t judge people based on how look” and 30% roasting the ever loving shit out of Lord Farquaad for being short they
by Williams 12 hours ago12 hours ago View Full Post Bait ONly Soheone Stupid Al learns faster; more skillfully, and from WouLd FALL That_ fewer resources than a human Almost every company AaA SRGRAFO For
by Williams 16 hours ago16 hours ago View Full Post The more times your ads interrupt my video the more hate your products
by Williams 16 hours ago16 hours ago View Full Post The amount of cookies I ve watched the Cookie Monster waste with his bullshit chewing makes me sick
by Williams 18 hours ago18 hours ago View Full Post Dad jokes, parenting, toddlersHenpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal My 4 year old came downstairs and asked me what his stuffed bunny did for a Over the next few minutes guessed farmer; fireman, astronaut and race car driver until my son deadpanned; “he doesn’t have ajob because he’s not real;’ while glaring at me like Im an idiot. living:
