by Williams 3 hours ago3 hours ago View Full Post A lot of respect to the melon for collecting the seeds neatly in pile and not scattering them all over the fruit like a fucking watermelon.
by Williams 4 hours ago4 hours ago View Full Post georgie @BeefyGorilla What’s an oddly romantic thing that’s happened toyou on a date? fiona @fionerss Was on a date with a guy and we kissed and his watch started beeped really loud and we looked down and it said abnormal heart rate detected” Iol
by Williams 7 hours ago7 hours ago View Full Post Mikey @KrunkedRobot Jokes on you hot chick at the bar who gave me a radio station’s phone number: just won Harlem Globetrotter tickets and a Bud Light poncho.
by Williams 8 hours ago8 hours ago View Full Post WHY DONT YOU TRY VIOLATING MY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS NOW BUDDY? 6 E>7 Ko O(S
by Williams 11 hours ago11 hours ago View Full Post can t believe he didnt Do men even cry during Titanicl have feelings? >on her deathbed >instead of thinking about her children and husband of 70 years she thinks of some homeless dude who fucked her in a boat trip for 2 days >millions of women consider this great love story
by Williams 12 hours ago12 hours ago View Full Post What geologists have for breakfast rare-jpg @rare_jpg . Sd
by Williams 13 hours ago13 hours ago View Full Post ST The Straits Times Nerds Grey = Your bowl of rice is hurting the climate too_ Mich Damn; was gonna blame the billionaires with private jets, but sure ~let’s go after my lunch:
by Williams 14 hours ago14 hours ago View Full Post Suev @bookslattes The worst streaming services did was convince people that 8 episodes is a full season: thing
by Williams 17 hours ago17 hours ago View Full Post There should be a “Registered False Accuser’ status just like “Registered Sex Offender”
by Williams 18 hours ago18 hours ago View Full Post Reading He he memes at 1.3Opm Reading memes at 1.30am BAHAHAHAWI
