by Williams 2 hours ago2 hours ago View Full Post Wafiles Inc TF Why the fuck did we let morning people set the world’$ operating schedule salty-red-mage They did it while we were sleeping
by Williams 4 hours ago4 hours ago View Full Post REMEMBER WHEN THE POWER GRID COULDNT HANDLE ELECTRIC VEHICLES; BUT NOW DATA CENTERS ARE ESSENTIAL PEPPERIDGE FARMSTREMEMBERS
by Williams 4 hours ago4 hours ago View Full Post You can’t expect me to believe there is a race of creatures in well-ordered homes who spend all making candy while their evil counterpart hides out in menacing fortresses that augur only destruction living day
by Williams 12 hours ago12 hours ago View Full Post want to see a comic about the CIA trying to murder Clark Kent and making it look like an accident: Not because know he’s Superman but because he’s a really good journalist. Make it a comedy because the CIA assassins can’t figure out why their attempts keep failing: they
by Williams 16 hours ago16 hours ago View Full Post Michael @321itsMikeyMike Theaters: Nobody wants to go out to see movies anymorel Also theaters: 2 Dieb ocad ecat The #1 36.75 The #2 $52.75 POPC FREE REFILI SAME DAY Food Allergy Inf mems
by Williams 19 hours ago19 hours ago View Full Post nick jr, parenting, paw patrolNick Jr. nickjr: @nickjr Me before kids: I’Il never lie to my children_ Me now: Chase from PAW Patrol just texted me and said that if you don’t finish your dinner and take a bath he won’t be on TV tomorrow:
by Williams 20 hours ago20 hours ago View Full Post FAITH @faithlowsucks mind simply can’t process that someone could love me for just existing without providing some sort of use 8.42 am 18 Jan 2022 Twitter Web My App
by Williams 21 hours ago21 hours ago View Full Post It has day(s) for no reason. been smacked since someone
by Williams 22 hours ago22 hours ago View Full Post Mike @not_mike One thing nobody gives pigeons enough credit for is how politely they move out the way on the pavement. Honestly; some of you could learn a thing or two_ Those little feathered lads have better manners than half the population. Topher Mandell @topherdisgrace a pigeon would NEVER sit in a quiet cafe and take a call on speakerphone
by Williams 1 day ago1 day ago View Full Post kimoramay-deactivated20170907 was told recently about a school that was shamed into changing its school motto. The motto was “| hear; | see, | learn:” Nothing wrong with that per se. Unfortunately the motto was in Latin, and the Latin for “| hear; see, learn” is “audio, video, disco” wonderfulworldofmichaelford What the fuck that’s the best school motto ever change it back copperbadge Your yearly reminder that “I learn through suffering’ can be translated into Latin as ” Disco Inferno”