by Williams 3 hours ago3 hours ago View Full Post Clark Neily @ConLawWarrior Replying to @adribbleofink Iwrote a report about aardvarks in Znd grade and SO into them that | wrote a letter to a stuffed-animal cO. suggesting they add one to their lineup. About 6mos later; | a big box wl a stuffed aardvark and a letter II saying We took your suggestion, and II we named it Clark got got
by Williams 4 hours ago4 hours ago View Full Post Hey! Just wanna be upfront because /’ve wasted enough time on men already: Do you have a full- time job? A reliable car? Do you live alone? Are you over your ex and will not mention her name in front of me? Do you smoke? Do you want kids? Are you okay with paying on the first date? If this all checks out we can continue this conversation_ Today 6.44 AM Maybe you shouldn’t start with that opener: Maybe try; “Hi, Im a giant red fllag”
by Williams 5 hours ago5 hours ago View Full Post Boriney CANCELLED A planned $20 billion Al data center in North Carolina has officially been cancelled after relentless pushback from local residents, making it one of the largest projects stopped by community opposition so far.
by Williams 6 hours ago6 hours ago View Full Post MIT will award a Certificate in Piracy if you take archery pistols, sailing and fencing as your required PE classes Explaining Tech Technology Explained @explaining tech MIT looked at electives and chose chaos:
by Williams 10 hours ago10 hours ago View Full Post DuckDuckGo has released a pair of “Normal II Fring Sunglasses’ as an alternative to Al glasses It has no camera, no microphone and costs $35 143 1 561 19.2K Ill 610K 08
by Williams 15 hours ago15 hours ago View Full Post When you do not have a doggo but your neighbor does
by Williams 16 hours ago16 hours ago View Full Post adulting, burnout, career changeannika h. @itsybitsynothingness Me at 18: Pretty sure /’ve narrowed it down to surgeon or journalist: Maybe lawyer: Maybe actor: Me at 28: /’Il do literally anything if it pays well and has health insurance. Me at 38: no longer wish to participate in society:
by Williams 18 hours ago18 hours ago View Full Post news, politics, rentRenzoTM @fwrenzo1 II Imiss when “The News was just a guy in a suit telling you what happened, instead of a 24 hour panic machine designed to make you hate your neighbor so you don’t notice your rent went up 30%.
by Williams 18 hours ago18 hours ago View Full Post baby, parenting, social mediaCadenceOnDaBeat @CadenceOnDaBeat Name a behavior that isn’t labeled as a form of mental illness but you feel like it should be? @fjaystaytrill Making a page for your baby and commenting as the baby
