by Williams 2 weeks ago2 weeks ago View Full Post funny kids, parenting, siblingsWhen your kid says something mean to their sibling but it was actually funny: allow it WWW.CleanMemes com
by Williams 2 weeks ago2 weeks ago View Full Post birthday party, Husband, parentingailsamunrodressmaker 2d My husband planned our kid’s 3rd birthday party completely alone There was a bouncy castle, village hall, face painting; music. I didn’t touch a single However- word got around that a MANwas planning the birthday party; and alot of women panicked and brought a cake. We had 10 cakes: 10/10 would reccomend: thing:
by Williams 3 weeks ago3 weeks ago View Full Post homeschooling, parenting, satireRead the article at BabylonBee com Kid Outed As Homeschooler After Looking Adult In The Eyes While Talking
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post crime, murder, parentingSo I will not acquit you for crime Here’s why: You aren’t allowed to kill your kids your
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post funny stories, parenting, siblingsScott Alexan:.. Id My son has created a primitive pillow fort: My daughter; unable to break her way in, has wandered to the kitchen and is eating his half- finished dinner while he screams “NO! MINE! from behind his walls: I could stop her; but think it’s important to let children learn important lessons like “When the enemy’s fortifications are impregnable , pillage the countryside until starvation forces them out
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post favorite child, jokes, parentingJames Breakwell, Exploding Un_ @XplodingUnicorn 8-year-old: Do you have a favorite kid? Me: That would be like you having a favorite parent. 8: It’s Mom_
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post 90s rap, Mom, parentingKristen Howerton @kristenhowerton My son was listening to some deep-cut 90’s rap and 1 walked into his room and started singing along and when | tell you how badly it ruined his that his old white mom was hip to his new obscure musical discovery the annoyance was spiritual. day
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post family visits, grounded, parentingjQye: jQye: like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say ‘you’re under my roof” and can’t protest update my dad is grounded they
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post Aliens, parenting, scary moviesMy 8 year old niece wanted to watch Aliens last night: Found this in the living room this morning:
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post Dad jokes, newborn, parentingDad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My son was just born and another dad at the nursery congratulated me and said his daughter was born yesterday: he said maybe they’Il marry each other. Sure, like my son is going to marry someone twice his age_