by Williams 2 days ago2 days ago View Full Post 6Ix- @okGixx So my dad has been ending every phone call with dangerous’ instead of “goodbye” for like six months now. We all thought he was just being a weird dad: Turns out he’s been mishearing the ending of a podcast he listens to. The host says curious’ but my dad is slightly deaf in one ear: He’s been going around telling his coworkers, my grandmother, and apparently his DOCTOR to “stay dangerous’ this entire time: My mom only found out because his doctor called to check if everything was okay at home: My dad has now decided he likes his version better and refuses to Yesterday he told a nun to stay dangerous. 3.02AM 6/25/26 . 7.3M Views “stay “stay stop:
by Williams 6 days ago6 days ago View Full Post My dads been feeding this crow ad now he sits in his van with him
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post dad, fitness, parentingsucks @powerbottomdad1 after throwing my 30 Ib daughter in the air dozens of times a day i realize id lift alot more weights if they giggled 10.53 AM Apr 22,2026
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post dad, gaming, slursare ya winning, son? yes dad and im calling them slurs “
by Williams 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post How your dad looks at you when you don’t want to help him move 10000 pounds of dirt at 6am on a Saturday @cawncept
by Williams 8 months ago8 months ago View Full Post Christmas, dad, familyFamily: *starts opening Christmas presents* Dads collecting the wrapping paper: Inthe_bag.
by Vialo 1 year ago1 year ago View Full Post cooking, dad, momMe: II Mom can you come here for a sec?” Mom: “I can’t I’m cooking” Me: Il Just pause it” @itsclarksonsfar #Mom Me Dad uksonslarn
