by Williams 2 days ago2 days ago View Full Post beer funeral, Dad jokes, garage fridgeDad Bad news After 36 years, the garage fridge finally died. Been through a lot together: Outlasted 3 trucks, 2 wives Went out quiet; like a cowboy: Must’ve kept 10,000 beers Thinking about giving it a proper funeral cold
by Williams 4 days ago4 days ago View Full Post Dad jokes, parenting, toddlersHenpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal My 4 year old came downstairs and asked me what his stuffed bunny did for a Over the next few minutes guessed farmer; fireman, astronaut and race car driver until my son deadpanned; “he doesn’t have ajob because he’s not real;’ while glaring at me like Im an idiot. living:
by Williams 2 weeks ago2 weeks ago View Full Post Dad jokes, powerpoint, safe sex@Scott39i My dad showed me a 30 minute PowerPoint presentation on why one should always wear a condom during sex All the slides were just pictures of me
by Williams 3 weeks ago3 weeks ago View Full Post Dad jokes, jokes, wordplaySmiles somebody is caught they say nave been A boy asks his Dad, “Why do caught ‘red handed’ , even they say gardeners have green though their hands are actually thumbs; when their thumbs are black: not green?” The dad replies “It’s just a Im shaking like a jelliy donut at saying; son_ It’s when Weight Loss Club meeting: Cama Man mnuter Golutions stealing; they Iike
by Williams 1 month ago1 month ago View Full Post Dad jokes, Robert De Niro, The IrishmanRyan Schumaker @YesThislsRyan watched The Irishman with parents. dad was silent the whole time except when De Niro’s truck II broke down and he said, ‘must be the transmission.” He didn’t say anything else for the rest of the movie my My
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post clever kids, Dad jokes, race car bedDad: What bed do you want? Kid: A race car bed. Dad: But what will you do when you a girlfriend if you have a car bed? Kid: Take her for the ride of her life. Dad: Not bad kid get
by Williams 3 months ago3 months ago View Full Post concrete, Dad jokes, home renovationJason @J_Haneley95 Remodeling an old house and somehow concrete backed up through the toilet: Texted my dad a pic he didn’t miss a beat Dad Well if you need to sue the contractor; you have concrete evidence_
by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post Dad jokes, family, twinsDad Jokes! @dadgivesjokes My cousin just posted “Im expecting twins” So | replied , “Finally 2 kids from the same man” Now Im blocked
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post Dad jokes, relationship humor, technology problemsMichael dad is currently at war with modern technology Dad your mother shared her location and now wants me to do the same Ok? What’s the problem? cant have her knowing go to Chili’s with the fellas every Friday she will know Im cheating on my diet Just leave your phone at work: Ican’t Iike to show the guys funny videos found on the internet My
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post Dad jokes, family jokes, pirate jokesIs ur dad a pirate? Cus you’re a treasure dad abandoned me Well an abandoned treasure No, why My
