by Williams 2 weeks ago2 weeks ago View Full Post Dad jokes, Robert De Niro, The IrishmanRyan Schumaker @YesThislsRyan watched The Irishman with parents. dad was silent the whole time except when De Niro’s truck II broke down and he said, ‘must be the transmission.” He didn’t say anything else for the rest of the movie my My
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post clever kids, Dad jokes, race car bedDad: What bed do you want? Kid: A race car bed. Dad: But what will you do when you a girlfriend if you have a car bed? Kid: Take her for the ride of her life. Dad: Not bad kid get
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post concrete, Dad jokes, home renovationJason @J_Haneley95 Remodeling an old house and somehow concrete backed up through the toilet: Texted my dad a pic he didn’t miss a beat Dad Well if you need to sue the contractor; you have concrete evidence_
by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post Dad jokes, family, twinsDad Jokes! @dadgivesjokes My cousin just posted “Im expecting twins” So | replied , “Finally 2 kids from the same man” Now Im blocked
by Williams 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post Dad jokes, relationship humor, technology problemsMichael dad is currently at war with modern technology Dad your mother shared her location and now wants me to do the same Ok? What’s the problem? cant have her knowing go to Chili’s with the fellas every Friday she will know Im cheating on my diet Just leave your phone at work: Ican’t Iike to show the guys funny videos found on the internet My
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post Dad jokes, family jokes, pirate jokesIs ur dad a pirate? Cus you’re a treasure dad abandoned me Well an abandoned treasure No, why My
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post Dad jokes, funny parenting, toddler failsMy dad thought 2-year-old me was strong enough to hang from the curtain rod while he takes a picture
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post Dad jokes, family humor, funny parentingOur parents make cute babies LIFEof Life of Dad DAD @lifeofdad Your mother is a printer
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post Dad jokes, moss, water safetyDad mistook the mosS on the water for the rough. Turns to me and says should really put a sign there” “they
by Williams 8 months ago8 months ago View Full Post Dad jokes, Family life, parentingKG. @jaketheoptimist 1 judged my father too harshly for falling asleep on the couch at 8pm after work
