by Williams 6 days ago6 days ago View Full Post fired, unemployment, workChase @C_Waters94 So 7 guess I’m officially unemployed now_ Iknow it’S your off, but Hannah called out Ineed you at the store in 30 minutes: Sorry; Im out of town today and won’t be able to make it in: Idon’t care where you are: If you aren’t here in 30 minutes; don’t bother coming back for your shift next week: This will be great evidence for justification of collecting unemployment since I’m not getting fired due to performance: Hey; day
by Williams 3 weeks ago3 weeks ago View Full Post cat, cuddle, workcat when |’m buried in work cat when I’m finally free to cuddle My My
by Williams 1 month ago1 month ago View Full Post bank, CEO, workBANK EMPLOYEE: what if we stayed open later than 5.30? CEO: that’s the dumbest shit i’ve ever heard OTHER BANK EMPLOYEE: how bout a sign outside that displays the temperature 24/7 CEO: first of all; promoted
by Williams 3 months ago3 months ago View Full Post adulting, broke, workLife as an grown-up perfectly summed up. @officialworkmemes just don’t understand; how am | still broke? All I do is go to work:
by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post dreams, jobs, workM WhaEsyour dream ‘nah Idontdream about job? worling)
by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post school, video games, workSyo: | don”t wanna go to school; ” Me Well | don’t wanna go to work; but we have to, bucdy: Syo; Or we could BOTH stay home and play video gamnes. Me: THAT MAKES SENSE
by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post boss, text message, workomfg my boss is obsessed with me B bossman Today 10.45 AM Are you coming to work today? Umm i was literally just there yesterday?? Read 10.46 AM
by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post idea, responsibility, workWhen have an idea at work; but then | realize it will become my responsibility:
by Williams 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post dental plan, job, workWHEN YOU HATE YOUR JOB BUT THE DENTAL PLAN IS NICE Fuck you and F’Il see you tomorrow
by Williams 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post job, vacation, workIan Returns To Work After Vacation With Fresh; Reenergized Hatred For Job
