by Williams 3 weeks ago3 weeks ago View Full Post nick jr, parenting, paw patrolNick Jr. nickjr: @nickjr Me before kids: I’Il never lie to my children_ Me now: Chase from PAW Patrol just texted me and said that if you don’t finish your dinner and take a bath he won’t be on TV tomorrow:
by Williams 1 month ago1 month ago View Full Post dad, fitness, parentingsucks @powerbottomdad1 after throwing my 30 Ib daughter in the air dozens of times a day i realize id lift alot more weights if they giggled 10.53 AM Apr 22,2026
by Williams 1 month ago1 month ago View Full Post childproofing, kids, parentingspent a lot of time; money and effort childproofing my house but the kids still get in.
by Williams 1 month ago1 month ago View Full Post parenting, single fathers, single mothersSingle Father Households Do Vastly Better Than Single Mother Here’s the Real Reason Why The consensus is mothers typically make better parents than fathers, single fathers do better than single mothers, here is why Q Sy 0 Fiallys some recognition: yet SINGLEDADS
by Williams 1 month ago1 month ago View Full Post kids, parenting, silenceWHEN MY KID THREATENS TO NOT TALK TO ME FOR THE REST OF THE DAY
by Williams 3 months ago3 months ago View Full Post breakfast, Mother's Day, parentingSimon Holland Follow @simoncholland Thanks for always acting surprised by breakfast in bed like you slept right through the great and pans avalanche of 6.45 AM. Happy Mother’s pots Day
by Williams 3 months ago3 months ago View Full Post kids, parenting, viral momentsThe Dad THE DAD @thedad The silence after your kid falls over is the worst. Because they’re either absolutely fine or filling their lungs with enough air to mimic an air raid siren 8.25 PM 2020-09-17 Buffer 120 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 957 Likes
by Williams 3 months ago3 months ago View Full Post childhood, generational differences, parentingjoe heenan @joeheenan daughter: Can I go to my friend’s house? Me: Take your phone & text me every 20 minutes to tell me you’re ok Me when I was 10: Im off to the abandoned quarry with my pals Mum: Dinner’s at 5 My
by Williams 3 months ago3 months ago View Full Post double standard, parenting, relatableMy parents picking between “You’re just a kid” & “You’re not a kid anymore” carefully, to benefit their argument: Imgflip com
by Williams 3 months ago3 months ago View Full Post parenting, prank, Star WarsMe and my son have been sneaking out in the middle of the night in our Ewok and Chewbacca costumes just to mess with our neighbor’s trail cams
