by Williams 2 days ago2 days ago View Full Post crime, murder, parentingSo I will not acquit you for crime Here’s why: You aren’t allowed to kill your kids your
by Williams 1 week ago1 week ago View Full Post funny stories, parenting, siblingsScott Alexan:.. Id My son has created a primitive pillow fort: My daughter; unable to break her way in, has wandered to the kitchen and is eating his half- finished dinner while he screams “NO! MINE! from behind his walls: I could stop her; but think it’s important to let children learn important lessons like “When the enemy’s fortifications are impregnable , pillage the countryside until starvation forces them out
by Williams 1 week ago1 week ago View Full Post favorite child, jokes, parentingJames Breakwell, Exploding Un_ @XplodingUnicorn 8-year-old: Do you have a favorite kid? Me: That would be like you having a favorite parent. 8: It’s Mom_
by Williams 2 weeks ago2 weeks ago View Full Post 90s rap, Mom, parentingKristen Howerton @kristenhowerton My son was listening to some deep-cut 90’s rap and 1 walked into his room and started singing along and when | tell you how badly it ruined his that his old white mom was hip to his new obscure musical discovery the annoyance was spiritual. day
by Williams 2 weeks ago2 weeks ago View Full Post family visits, grounded, parentingjQye: jQye: like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say ‘you’re under my roof” and can’t protest update my dad is grounded they
by Williams 2 weeks ago2 weeks ago View Full Post Aliens, parenting, scary moviesMy 8 year old niece wanted to watch Aliens last night: Found this in the living room this morning:
by Williams 3 weeks ago3 weeks ago View Full Post Dad jokes, newborn, parentingDad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My son was just born and another dad at the nursery congratulated me and said his daughter was born yesterday: he said maybe they’Il marry each other. Sure, like my son is going to marry someone twice his age_
by Williams 4 weeks ago4 weeks ago View Full Post parenting, spanking, violence5 KOCO-5 Oklahoma Koco @koconews Spanking your kids could teach them to be violent in future relationships dlvr it/ Q6z21W DAI Mao Corey Trost @CTrost7 share if you spanked and you are not violent City got
by Williams 4 weeks ago4 weeks ago View Full Post Dad jokes, parenting, toddlersHenpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal My 4 year old came downstairs and asked me what his stuffed bunny did for a Over the next few minutes guessed farmer; fireman, astronaut and race car driver until my son deadpanned; “he doesn’t have ajob because he’s not real;’ while glaring at me like Im an idiot. living:
by Williams 1 month ago1 month ago View Full Post baby, parenting, social mediaCadenceOnDaBeat @CadenceOnDaBeat Name a behavior that isn’t labeled as a form of mental illness but you feel like it should be? @fjaystaytrill Making a page for your baby and commenting as the baby
