by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post funny kids, parenting, rent jokeI said “excuse me sir’ to get this 7 year old and he said “mom; he called me sir!’ and she said “that means you’re a grown man, now you gotta start paying rent by boy today
by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post OMG your kids look exactly alikel That’s because have the same dad they
by Williams 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post coffee, funny kids, parentingWhen my son was 5 he asked, “What does coffee taste like?” 1 replied, “Unfortunately, not as good as it smells: His response “Oh. Like shampoo_
by Williams 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post Met a 7-year-old at McDonald’s. She stared at me and said, why are you so ugly?” Ileaned down and whispered, “Ican’ t tell anyone, but Icame back in a time machine__ Im you, from the future. She cried for 20 minutes straight: Unfiltered Words
by Carry 1 year ago1 year ago View Full Post Toddlers after you tell them they can’t drink cleaning supplies under the sink
