by Williams 2 weeks ago2 weeks ago View Full Post started using my own money and realized my mom was right; we do have food at home
by Williams 2 weeks ago2 weeks ago View Full Post My dad is a lawyer and he takes his dog; Frannie; to work: He trained her to deliver documents to other lawyers up and down the hall: She gets paid in milk bones:
by Williams 2 weeks ago2 weeks ago View Full Post Billy the Kid looked like the kind of fast food employee who would get your order wrong every single time: BILLY
by Williams 2 weeks ago2 weeks ago View Full Post Google harvests all my data Google knows where live, my browser history, my face Google still asks if Im a robot
by Williams 2 weeks ago2 weeks ago View Full Post The internet will give everyone unlimited access to knowledge 2005 6 hour argument in comments over whether the Earth is flat 2026
by Williams 2 weeks ago2 weeks ago View Full Post really wanted a hot dog but didn’t have any buns so | used a baked potato instead_
by Williams 2 weeks ago2 weeks ago View Full Post Mitch McConnell’s staff collecting their paychecks while no one has heard from their boss for two months It ain’t honest; but it’s much
by Williams 2 weeks ago2 weeks ago View Full Post Ethan K. years ago | was drunk outside a bar in Chicago and met a well-traveled homeless guy: We exchanged numbers and | still text him for travel advice Christopher Crockpot Ever beehn t@ Madison; Wseonsin? Hell yea have: Got pepper sprayed at a hot air balloon festival back in 1998. Took three cops to take me down: Absolutely beautiful this time of year: Three
by Williams 2 weeks ago2 weeks ago View Full Post Ethan @EEETHmang4 Just bought my first home Dad always gives great advice Dad And this is the most important thing about owning a home_ Always sleep naked: What?? Why? There are two types of men in this world. Those who fear having to fight a home intruder naked. And those who intend to.
