by Williams 44 minutes ago44 minutes ago View Full Post GARYs RIOT CONTROL SERVICES: With the election cycle upon Us we must face the fact that ANY kind of loss on the Democrat side will inevitably lead to riots! Let Gary take care of this for you, have 50 head of these angry bastards coming off lease land as we speak, provide the transportation and the cowboys to round them back up once your riot is successfully stomped into the pavement: We are two days from anywhere in this country so keep my contact info: My services involve releasing 50 head of angry bison directly into your riot infected area, we usually have things under control in less than an hour: Yes we are expensive but what is your city worth?
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by Williams 3 hours ago3 hours ago View Full Post Six Million @RealSixMillion Ath 2022 Nobody looks around for Nazis late at night when go to the ATM: Sep they
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by Williams 7 hours ago7 hours ago View Full Post Crows, forklift certified, funny animalsCrow fact Most crows aren’t forklift certified: This is because forklifts aren’t designed tobe operated by crows, making the practical exam extremely difficult:
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by Williams 13 hours ago13 hours ago View Full Post going out, Paris, Star WarsWHEN YOU LIVE IN PARIS AND YOUR FRIEND ASKS TO GO OUT FOR A MEAL: Its too dangerous with all the Sandpeople around.