by Carry 6 days ago6 days ago View Full Post Iwas given the ability to control what gets printed in the receipts at the doughnut shop where I work. This is the first thing | did. TOTAL PAYMENTS 3.55 TOTAL TIPS 0.00 Balance Due 0.00 Thank Freshest Donuts from the Freshest Donut Pros “Ibousht a donut and they gave me & rece – Ipt for” the donut . L~don’ t need & recelpt for the donut . [give you money and you &- Ive me the donut , end of transaction. We don’t need to bring ink and paper into th- iS. [can’ t Imagine & scenar10 that 1 Wou- Id have to prove that [~bousht & donut. ~Mitch Hedberg youl
by Williams 6 days ago6 days ago View Full Post IF THIS HAD BEEN THE SUBWAY SCENE, THERE WOULD BE NOTHING LEFT OF CHARLOTTE
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by Erikkson 6 days ago6 days ago View Full Post Imagine time traveling back to 1995 and telling people that in 30 years, Roseanne will be hotter than Madonna: one?
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