by Williams 6 days ago6 days ago View Full Post demonic presence, Doom, twitterClaire Max @ClaireMax Ilove when I’m playing Doom and it says “demonic presence at unsafe levels;’ as though there is a safe level of demonic presence demonic presence is unsafe, my guy 12:01 AM 2/16/21 Twitter for iPhone Any
by Williams 6 days ago6 days ago View Full Post Work Memes Offical Follow @workmemesoffical Could you imagine if employees to do annual performance reviews on their bosses? “Frequently roams the office; limited output observed: Attitude needs development:’ got
by Williams 6 days ago6 days ago View Full Post Anne Hathaway and Tom Holland play mother and son in The Odyssey. The age difference between the two is just 13 years: she is 43 and he, 30. rejectness @rejectness don’t want to ruin your mood, but this is the most historically accurate thing in the movie
by Williams 6 days ago6 days ago View Full Post In Jalisco, Mexico, a local man has become a real-life vigilante known as “the Batman of Lagos de Moreno. ” Fed up with useless authorities, he started hunting down motorcycle thieves himself. In just ten days, he has already caught and duct-taped five suspects to poles and their own stolen bikes. Residents are calling him their silent guardian and dark knight in full ‘naco” style, complete with a Batman shirt. This story is going massively viral as people cheer for someone finally doing what the system won’t:
by Williams 6 days ago6 days ago View Full Post In 1719, prisoners in Paris were offered freedom on the condition that they would marry a prostitute and move to Louisiana_ Commander Caius @commandercaius That actually explains a lot
by Williams 7 days ago7 days ago View Full Post Trey driving for door dash is usually pretty boring until something like this comes thru Deliver by 2.32 PM Chipotle INSTRUCTIONS When you get to my stoop please press SB on the buzzer WAIT FOR ME to come down: If there’s big dude sitting on the steps claiming the food is his, do not believe him. That’s Larry Please look him dead in the eye and say; Fuck you; Larry:” He has successfully hijacked my dinner on two separate occasions and refuse to let him feast on my dime third time. Protect the bag at all costs I’Il tip extra: and
by Williams 7 days ago7 days ago View Full Post A small operation in Oregon that hunts truffles with a trained has added an unpaid trainee. cat named Larry accompanies the handler and the truffle dog into the woods every outing; works a patch of ground a little apart from them, and digs with tremendous confidence in places where there is nothing: The handler says Larry has never found a truffle and shows no sign of understanding the assignment: He does not use scent the way the dog does and he does not respond when the dog makes a find. He simply digs his own holes nearby and then inspects them. thinks he’s on the team, the handler said. “He is emphatically not on the team dog “He
by Williams 7 days ago7 days ago View Full Post “For privacy reasons, this app does not allow taking screenshots:’ me :
by Williams 7 days ago7 days ago View Full Post From a legal perspective; what does it mean that a woman goes into the forest and chooses to meet a bear instead of a man? ChatGPT Poe From a legal perspective; “choosing a bear over a man” is a solution that ensures for everyone involved: The bear gets a good meal, The woman is satisfied that everyone believes she is the victim; And the man; at the very least; avoids being falsely accused of rape: victory
