by Williams 5 days ago5 days ago View Full Post marianaz @mariana057 Parenting is buying 6 yogurts and watching them all get eaten In one day: Then buying 12 yogurts and watching them expire because; “Nobody likes yogurt
by Williams 5 days ago5 days ago View Full Post Dominos Pizza 6h might send PlayStation a digital pizza 1.2K Comments 25K Q1k 3K
by Williams 5 days ago5 days ago View Full Post In 1909, dueling with wax bullets became a popular novelty: Losers could be theatrically declared dead, and the mock “fatal” results were said to cause general merriment: AM @thekidai Wax bullet duels with the fellas after a case of beers sounds fun af
by Williams 5 days ago5 days ago View Full Post 19 Iml T GOATS BUTTER #UTTL WHO YOU GONNA CALL GOATS BUTTER unitehun {1.90 bullor 4d {76U +9 Innocent rapol ain’t afraid of no goats_ indirispeaks am suspicious of the pineapple though_ Jutt~ L 1
by Williams 5 days ago5 days ago View Full Post hypothetical questions, rap music ban, viral tweetThis is your house: You get paid 25k a hour just for living here but you can never listen to rap music ever again: Wyd? #KP * @ogkaylaperez Baby lock them doors and turn the lights down low
by Williams 6 days ago6 days ago View Full Post Angela @luxangelae ican’t get over the fact that this hammerhead shark artis from the 1700’s archaeologyart {
by Williams 6 days ago6 days ago View Full Post The reason you won’t find a lot of good men’s clothing at thrift stores is because most men will wear their clothes until they literally fall apart: and when it starts to fall apart; it simply moves into the rank of home clothes, then into the rank of clothes for “doing repairs, something” , then into rags for cleaning; then into a rag at the entrance, then it goes into space_ doing
by Williams 6 days ago6 days ago View Full Post partner: Takes me to a beautiful beach at sunset with his family: Me: “Lookl Algae mustachel” Can’t take a phychologist anywhere nice. mac-3-impact ‘psychologist” instead. Spelling counts people. learn how or look it up in the dictionary for a change neat-dandandilva-things Hi there , @mac-3-impact A phycologist (with an H) is someone who studies algae_ am a phycologist (with an H) because study algae_ That’s me putting algae on my face is the jokel Glad to be part of vour learnina iournev todav: My Try why
by Williams 6 days ago6 days ago View Full Post fired, unemployment, workChase @C_Waters94 So 7 guess I’m officially unemployed now_ Iknow it’S your off, but Hannah called out Ineed you at the store in 30 minutes: Sorry; Im out of town today and won’t be able to make it in: Idon’t care where you are: If you aren’t here in 30 minutes; don’t bother coming back for your shift next week: This will be great evidence for justification of collecting unemployment since I’m not getting fired due to performance: Hey; day
by Williams 6 days ago6 days ago View Full Post ivysaw Follow you should ALWAYS use condom unless it’s been explicitly discussed and you have decided otherwise as couplel alwaysWWII!! thesociallyawkwardasian Follow even if you’ re lesbians??????? ivysaw Fallow especially if you’re lesbians! if both of you get pregnant that’s twice as bad
