by Williams 1 week ago1 week ago View Full Post turing-tested this close to putting hot sauce on my toes turing-tested forgot to give context for this vriskerly-actions what context could you possibly give that would make this any better turing-tested my cats biscuit and gravy are aggressive toe biters and will stop at nothing to attain the experience of feet in their mouth they
by Williams 1 week ago1 week ago View Full Post parks @parkersity_9 Charging a fee to pay a bill online when there isn’t a way to pay in person or with cash is a scam_
by Williams 1 week ago1 week ago View Full Post me listening to both sides of the argument so [ can take in double the amount of the misinformation
by Williams 1 week ago1 week ago View Full Post Men after knowing each other for a month Bro,what’$ your name?
by Williams 1 week ago1 week ago View Full Post jassy jasy Follow @iamjasm he discovered free will at 8 Back-Up Tambourine Player @UpTambo: 2d Ithink my son planned a birthday party and didn’t tell us. These neighborhood kids showed up with presents and came inside and now re playing: linexo they
by Williams 1 week ago1 week ago View Full Post Ilost my ex at a party and found her making out with another guy in one of the bedrooms. Mlost my girlfriend at a party and found her in the upstairs bathroom petting the hosts cats (6 Upgrades, people. Upgrades 10.57 AM 01 Dec 19 Twitter for Android
by Williams 1 week ago1 week ago View Full Post Giff Lasta @GiffLasta Mel Gibson is DIRECTING a series about the siege of Malta, where a 70-year-old badass named Valette held off an army of 40,000 Turks with 700 knights. But what actor will he cast to PLAY Valette? Oh well_Im sure heIl find someone.
by Williams 1 week ago1 week ago View Full Post rnorningstars Follow The last play | watched before the pandemic was a Beauty And The Beast adaptation and when Gaston proposed to Belle there was this little in the audience who yelled NOOO DON’T SAY YES, SO when Belle naturally turned him down Gaston turned to the with his hands on his hips and said “well; now look what you’ve done” alkthash Follow #no one breaks the fourth wall like gaston boy boy
by Williams 1 week ago1 week ago View Full Post A man fired after his company discovered he’d been secretly working remotely from a Carnival cruise ship for the past 14 months: Ronald If he was getting the work done, who cares where he was working from? Haters gonna hate got
by Williams 1 week ago1 week ago View Full Post Nobody: Crows and Ravens. Son, see that guy who fed us yesterday? Tell your sons and their sons to watch over him: imgilp com