THE BAGGINGSTON POSTI The Shire faces population collapse. Goblins and orcs will fix it. Radna Pouchsurveyor Senior correspondent Oppressively hobbitonormative society must be fixed with infinite influx of new folk no matter where they come from_ so there is more folks in the Shire This is good because it makes the numbers go up_ What numbers? It doesn’ matter; as long as they go up (which is good thing) Trending now Changing tastes of the Shire’s youth: pony population in a freefall