by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post kids say the darndest things, parenting, school storiesJames Breakwell @XplodingUnicorn Me: What did you do at school today? 5-year-old: Learned about dragons: Me: Your class learned about dragons? 5: | learned about dragons: | dontt know what everybody else was doing:
by Carry 1 year ago1 year ago View Full Post John Slaughter @JSlaughterEsq On the way to work and my wife calls: *Answer the phone* It’s my 5 year old: 66 Dad what’s your favorite turtle?” 66 99 Me: Alligator Snapping Turtle:’ 66 99 Son: “okay:’ *click* Last edited 9.21AM 5/28/25 1.5M Views 260 1 1.3K 80K Esq: