by Williams 3 months ago3 months ago View Full Post ai, corporate culture, managementKeep it down please @InternetHippo They taught Al how to talk like a corporate middle manager and thought this meant the Al was conscious instead of realizing that corporate middle managers aren’t 11.39 AM . Jan 26,2023 1.4M Views
by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post Mineya @mineya Have to do mandatory training at the corposlop job. During the meeting someone tells out “is this the training that calls me racist; or sexist?” And everyone laughed except the woman from HR hosting the meeting: The fatigue is setting in:
by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post Ms. Young Professional @MsYoungProfess HR: What sort of perks would make life better here? Me: Higher salary; flexibility; more vacation HR: Imao here’s some potato chips and permission to wear jeans on Friday your
by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post shamebats Follow 12 For some reason we were given access to custom emojis on teams and it took people less than 24 hours to add the logo of the local unemployment office and start using it as a reaction when something goes wrong or upper management announces another shit decision Sep
by Williams 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post 6.04 PM Thanks for your interest in the Analyst position at Unfortunately; you are not the right fit for the position at this time. am sorry for the disappointing news. Best of luck in your JOb search: Sincerely; Daniel You 11.32 PM Dan |”ve been working here for a month
by Williams 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post Software Engineering Career Unfollov Meta pguFP 9V Stop making me justify my paycheck Idon’t want yearly performance review: don’t want t0 spend two hours filling out a form about my “top accomplishments” like | forgot what worked on all year You saw the work. You paid me That was the agreement. Ialso don’t want to invent five ways should magically do more next year for the same money: If ! mess UP, tell me when it happens: If Fm doing fine, stop asking me to write essays about it. Let me just enjoy the holidays and leave me bel
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post Boss: there are pros and cons with working here Me: ok Boss: like we arrange lots of fun activities for the employees Me: right; and pros?
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post When you have been telling management about a problem for weeks and now you’re just like
by Vialo 1 year ago1 year ago View Full Post corporate culture, meetings, workplaceHumans of Corporate Huyanaor corcorale @humansofcorporate My conspiracy theory is some people at work are addicted to creating meetings cause no one listens to them at home; and don’t know how to start a podcast they
