by Williams 3 months ago3 months ago View Full Post Jackson Crawford @Norsebysw Ido not understand the urge to amass wealth and then use it to interfere in other people’s lives If | had 62 billion dollars no one would ever see me again:
by Williams 3 months ago3 months ago View Full Post An Australian bushranger named Joseph Johns escaped from prison so many times that the government had to build a special cell to hold him. The governor was $O confident of the cell; he said: ‘If you out again, IIl forgive you Johns escaped that one as well: get
by Williams 3 months ago3 months ago View Full Post Imtiaz Mahmo:. Subscribe @ImtiazMadmood Iwas on a train in Tokyo. We stopped between stations. Announcement in Japanese, then in English: “We apologize for the delay: We will resume shortly” The delay was maybe 3 minutes: Not a big deal: When the train started moving again, another announcement: “We sincerely apologize for the delay: We were stopped for 3 minutes and 20 seconds: This is unacceptable: Thank you for your patience” Three minutes and twenty seconds. measured it exactly: And called it unacceptable: When I got at my stop, there were station staff on the platform bowing and handing out delay certificates: They off
by Williams 3 months ago3 months ago View Full Post Got any fatherly advice for me? You don’t need togive opinionon everysingle daeea cpigic If don”treallyknow much about FyzitapicEreaperkew {ectoabou shut the fuck up
by Williams 3 months ago3 months ago View Full Post Me trying to explain a meme to my grandparents My grandma why does the astronaut have a gun?’ made with mematic
by Williams 3 months ago3 months ago View Full Post Which would you take? Compound V OR. Super Soldier Serum 1 Kashi @JackSablier >A serum that gives you a totally random 1J* power and is more likely to make you >’ 4 _ fire and ruin your life >A serum that enhances all your physical and health capabilities to superhuman levels without consequences DINDUSTes 1 ISERUM SSrAKK ISOLOIER = ‘SUPEA = VOUCHT conpound
by Williams 3 months ago3 months ago View Full Post “Bridger Walker is the who saved his younger sister from a vicious dog attack He received ninety stitches throughout his body; but saved his three-year-old sister from certain death: “If someone was going to die, it must be me, Im the older brother” The World Boxing Council (WBC) recognized him as a World Heavyweight Champion for a dayl It will remain in the official historical record of the WBC. For that one he was the best fighter in the world:” WBC boy day; Morld P 2 8
by Williams 3 months ago3 months ago View Full Post Minutes before the 2004 tsunami hit Thailand, a 10- year-old girl warned her parents it was coming: While on the beach, she recognized the warning signs of a tsunami as she had learned them in geography class just two weeks earlier. She is credited with saving the lives of hundreds of tourists
by Williams 3 months ago3 months ago View Full Post Jawbreaker @sixfootcandy husband lost a bet and has to wash the dishes for a month; and | just got a credit card alert that someone just spent $200 at Costco. If that man walks in the door with $200 of paper goods, Im making it 2 months: My
by Williams 3 months ago3 months ago View Full Post Justin King @Justinkingnews Headline: “Women who own horses live longer” Implied correlation: horses make you live longer: Reality: if you own a horse, you can probably afford health insurance.
