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by Carry 3 months ago3 months ago View Full Post Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog said that | don’t like female analysts and reporters in football: No, don’t care if that upsets you: No, don’t apologize Yes, think women are feminizing traditionally male spaces. Yes, think that’s bad. Yes, I’m right: your whining doesn’t change any of this Matt Walsh MattWalshBlog Well after having thousands of emotional women scream at me for the past 24 hours; have reevaluated my original position and come to the conclusion that I’m even more right than initially realized 2.43 PM 08 Sep 21 Twvitter TOr IPhane Yes; No,
