by Williams 3 months ago3 months ago View Full Post Idon’t make a ton of mistakes at work but when | do | make them in front of the same person every single time who must think | am the dumbest person ever to live
by Williams 3 months ago3 months ago View Full Post started using my own money and realized my mom was right; we do have food at home
by Williams 3 months ago3 months ago View Full Post My dad is a lawyer and he takes his dog; Frannie; to work: He trained her to deliver documents to other lawyers up and down the hall: She gets paid in milk bones:
by Williams 3 months ago3 months ago View Full Post Billy the Kid looked like the kind of fast food employee who would get your order wrong every single time: BILLY
by Williams 3 months ago3 months ago View Full Post Google harvests all my data Google knows where live, my browser history, my face Google still asks if Im a robot
by Williams 3 months ago3 months ago View Full Post The internet will give everyone unlimited access to knowledge 2005 6 hour argument in comments over whether the Earth is flat 2026
by Williams 3 months ago3 months ago View Full Post really wanted a hot dog but didn’t have any buns so | used a baked potato instead_
by Williams 3 months ago3 months ago View Full Post Mitch McConnell’s staff collecting their paychecks while no one has heard from their boss for two months It ain’t honest; but it’s much