by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post Jenny $. Give me your greatest love story: Jack D. was dating a girl, and on our second date she made me dinner at her apartment. Sometime during the evening | walked around her place looking at the art she had on the wall. One print looked very familiar: She said she found it at a thrift store a few years back and it was the first decoration she bought when she moved to this state. Then it hit me why it looked familiar: my grandmother had painted it. I’d been looking at the original my entire life. My grandmother was a prolific local artist, but it was the only painting she ever had made into a Anyway; we’ve been married 16 years now; and the original piece hangs in our house. print.
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post SassyLady1961 @SLady1961 When see rich, snooty looking women at the grocery store, pretend need something and say; “Excuse me, do you work here?” Just to help keep things real:
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post freshman year roommate sat me II down 1and was like Heads up: I’Il be bringing lots of girls and maybe even some guys to the dorm this year SO, if that scares yoU, grow up cuz this ain’t high schooll” Anyway; he brought one girl back the 1 whole year and now re married_ My Day they’
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post Lord of the Rings, Mordor, one does not simplyVARIET} went like this think And then, wasn’t it something about “Mordor VARIE It was over 20 years ago You know; one does not simply remember lines from that long ago_
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post Jake R met a girl last night_ this is how it’s going gopd meeting vou Jast nfightl We should halg sometime who is this? Jake Is this Megai fromithe bar? nah man this is Trevor from the Wendy’s Oh damnushe gave me the Wiong nuumber stay strong bro come by for a free frosty Hley
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post This cretin has been dropping sticks down our chimney for weeks and today he finally accidentally dropped himself, this is the face of someone who knows they’ve been HAD
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post controversial, office politics, workplaceWhen you post a controversial work meme and it triggers exactly the people it was written for
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post IIl doordash this S12 item *dasher tip* *service fee* *existing fee* Your total is $74
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post TIL: French unions have designed special barbecues that fit in tram tracks, SO can grill sausages while march Ce Cjay @ced_jayy This is a nation of professional protesters: they they
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post Finally old enough to do anything that want Too tired to actually do it hetflixnmovies
