by Carry 1 year ago1 year ago View Full Post John Slaughter @JSlaughterEsq On the way to work and my wife calls: *Answer the phone* It’s my 5 year old: 66 Dad what’s your favorite turtle?” 66 99 Me: Alligator Snapping Turtle:’ 66 99 Son: “okay:’ *click* Last edited 9.21AM 5/28/25 1.5M Views 260 1 1.3K 80K Esq:
by Carry 1 year ago1 year ago View Full Post Mr: One Million @josephcorcoran Last night Corona led me down a YouTube rabbit hole and | ended up watching a video of an Australian cheese maker making parmesan He starts his videos by saying “g’day curd nerds” and all the comments are Italians telling him to go fuck himself 4.50 AM 3/16/20 Twitter Web App
by Carry 1 year ago1 year ago View Full Post James Kliig @reaUamesKlug Still kinda blows my mind that women fought for the right to experience this
by Vialo 1 year ago1 year ago View Full Post Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille. HOT SU; CE DO NOT TOUCH
by Erikkson 1 year ago1 year ago View Full Post Canadian woman lost her wedding while she was gardening in 2004 found it 13 years later when a carrot had grown through it: MEME EAB Wolf Totem @CanisLupus003 A 24 carrot gold ring ring
by Carry 1 year ago1 year ago View Full Post marla @starvingmarl so its inside now marla @starvingmarl Id CAME HOME FROM WORK AND THERES A PIG AT MY FRONT DOOR??
by Vialo 1 year ago1 year ago View Full Post Untaming Undead Savage @FredTaming inventor of fish sticks: but what to call them guy who named the meatball: what shape are 9.59 AM 29 20 Twitter Web App they Sep
by Erikkson 1 year ago1 year ago View Full Post Donny Electric @DonnyElectric saw my across the bar tell some girl he “travels for work” that man delivers pizza boy
