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by Vialo 11 months ago11 months ago View Full Post With all of these movie reboots should do a sequel for Groundhog Day and then just rerelease the original they
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by Erikkson 11 months ago11 months ago View Full Post Uber CEO: How do we turn profit? Intern: Imagine Uber but no car_ Vurer {aswi E45/ siue Astomia O Googla 201 F39th St Choose a ride; or swipe up for more UberX : 4 856.76 9 4Oam dropoff 2x pts Pool S33.42 9.55-10.25am dropoff 1xpts Walking Buddy S7.50 1208pm dropoff 82025 Uncle Rick @UncleRickBurner “Keep your eyes open for a 1994 White Kevin he should arrive in 3 minutes”
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by Vialo 11 months ago11 months ago View Full Post Wariswhen your government tells whoyour enemy is. Revolution is when you figure it out yourself: Napoleon Bonaparte
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by Carry 11 months ago11 months ago View Full Post Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog said that | don’t like female analysts and reporters in football: No, don’t care if that upsets you: No, don’t apologize Yes, think women are feminizing traditionally male spaces. Yes, think that’s bad. Yes, I’m right: your whining doesn’t change any of this Matt Walsh MattWalshBlog Well after having thousands of emotional women scream at me for the past 24 hours; have reevaluated my original position and come to the conclusion that I’m even more right than initially realized 2.43 PM 08 Sep 21 Twvitter TOr IPhane Yes; No,
