by Williams 1 month ago1 month ago View Full Post memewhore Follow Jan 5 Train car that was leaking corn (ainocap What a fantastic f cking dav to be a squirrel shoresoftheshadowlands Follow Jan 6 #or a deer #ibet the deer were thrilled #can you imagine #what kind of fae human bullshit is going on now #you can eat from the Corn River #but the metal dragon that hunts between the banks may get you
by Williams 1 month ago1 month ago View Full Post preye Xcom @tessysmitha 2021: |found out my uncle and aunt were divorced: hadn’t told the family_ 2022-2024: They kept showing up to family events together like nothing had changed: 2024: grandpa passed away: 2026: My uncle finally admitted they’d been divorced all along and hid it so it wouldn’t upset my grandpa. Ironically, my grandpa was the one who told me back in 2021. They My only
by Williams 1 month ago1 month ago View Full Post she liked another mans meme Lawyer: SO? and commented WI 1@ 14 W Lawyer: WOw; IIl get the divorce papers Guy: Guy:
by Williams 1 month ago1 month ago View Full Post Todd we celebrating 5000 years eating bread RIOS 508 And suddenly, in one decade, everyone is allergic to gluten Today –
by Williams 1 month ago1 month ago View Full Post Johnny created the group “barbecue” BBQ tomorrow at my place 12.33 Dave Nicel Can ‘{ wait for a fat steak and a of ribs 12.34 Great: vegans here? 12 34 Sara Yeah mel Glad you asked 42.36 Sara has been removed from the group pair , Any
by Williams 1 month ago1 month ago View Full Post raptorific Honestly if you want to know Batman is necessary in Gotham City just remember that the Gotham Police Department had a banquet honoring Commissioner Gordon and ordered a cake from “Crazy Clown Catering:” Honestly guess who jumped out of the cake, much to the surprise of the entire Gotham Police Force, who by all logic should have an entire division devoted to Clown Felonies by this point magistrate-of-mediocrity In the criminal justice system, clown based offenses are considered especially heinous_ In Gotham the dedicated detectives who investigate these comedic felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Insane Clown Posse: These are their stories: *honk honk* why City they City City;
by Williams 1 month ago1 month ago View Full Post mowhales 20h My grandma is 95 and has beaten cancer more times than can count At one point she casually asked us, Do you think | all this cancer because keep uranium in my drawer?” Naturally; we were like. what?? So she up, goes to her room, and comes back with a glass vial labeled uranium, something she apparently took from her brother’s chemistry set in the 1940s and has just_kept ever since? Anyway: The answer was: honestly, maybe?2? 1/3 14.7K 255 219 563 elizathomascomedy 12h “we have radiation therapy at home” 988 04 x D1 get gets tiny
by Williams 1 month ago1 month ago View Full Post WE NEED A WEALTH TAX ON THE RICH TAXPAYER GOvT FRAUD
by Williams 1 month ago1 month ago View Full Post Ill never forget the Iook on the cashiers when she scanned the packet of bird seed 1 And | asked her how does it take for the birds to grow once 7 plant them_ 0 face, long
