by Williams 3 weeks ago3 weeks ago View Full Post hannibalatemyheart Follow v 6 just-shower-thoughts If you die while making food in a slow cooker; whoever finds your will have a nice warm meal waiting for them: keepcalmandcarrieunderwood can also eat whatever is in the slow cooker electrarhodes Hannibal Lecter off this post. 106,110 notes 0 ? body They too get
by Williams 3 weeks ago3 weeks ago View Full Post AskReddit 21h 2 0 3 NSFW What’s really fucked up but we are pretty much ok with? 4.7k 4.2k Share The garbage pile the size of France floating around in the ocean Reply 1.2k Sh 0 10 Awards That’$ just france
by Williams 3 weeks ago3 weeks ago View Full Post beer funeral, Dad jokes, garage fridgeDad Bad news After 36 years, the garage fridge finally died. Been through a lot together: Outlasted 3 trucks, 2 wives Went out quiet; like a cowboy: Must’ve kept 10,000 beers Thinking about giving it a proper funeral cold
by Williams 3 weeks ago3 weeks ago View Full Post ai, LinkedIn, Product ManagerPaul W. Swaney Follow paulswaney3 Whatever product manager came up with the “seems like Al slop button for Linkedln deserves a raise Send Connect Seems like Al slop Report comment Idon’t want to see this Home Network Jobs Video More
by Williams 3 weeks ago3 weeks ago View Full Post FESS Fesshole HOLE @fesshole Imake up cringe corporate sayings in Teams meetings to see if they catch on. I felt a great sense of achievement when my boss remarked about a client wanting a sub-standard product “if the ducks want bread, give them bread” Ihad forgotten about that one.
by Williams 3 weeks ago3 weeks ago View Full Post adulting, gaming, work life balanceGaming as an adult: PIs dont raid . I work Io hour shifts
by Williams 3 weeks ago3 weeks ago View Full Post 6Ix- @okGixx So my dad has been ending every phone call with dangerous’ instead of “goodbye” for like six months now. We all thought he was just being a weird dad: Turns out he’s been mishearing the ending of a podcast he listens to. The host says curious’ but my dad is slightly deaf in one ear: He’s been going around telling his coworkers, my grandmother, and apparently his DOCTOR to “stay dangerous’ this entire time: My mom only found out because his doctor called to check if everything was okay at home: My dad has now decided he likes his version better and refuses to Yesterday he told a nun to stay dangerous. 3.02AM 6/25/26 . 7.3M Views “stay “stay stop:
by Williams 3 weeks ago3 weeks ago View Full Post just in case anyone thought i was kidding: moose @mooseincrisis just saw a seal riding a whale as transportation
by Williams 4 weeks ago4 weeks ago View Full Post parenting, spanking, violence5 KOCO-5 Oklahoma Koco @koconews Spanking your kids could teach them to be violent in future relationships dlvr it/ Q6z21W DAI Mao Corey Trost @CTrost7 share if you spanked and you are not violent City got
by Williams 4 weeks ago4 weeks ago View Full Post high school was so judgy but in college you see someone riding past on a razor scooter wearing a snuggie and its like “that is a smart man”
