by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post When you FedEx package you never ordered but remember all the Clinton memes you’ve made get
by Erikkson 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post if i walk into a girls house and she like 50 plants i know shes a keeper because she already takes care of a bunch of useless fucks whats one more got
by Vialo 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post anakin skywalker, padme amidala, star warsPadme: No, Anakin; we can’t be together” The outfit that Padme chose during this conversation:
by Carry 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post An elephant named ‘Plai Biang Lek’ entered a convenience store in Thailand, raiding the shelves for fruits and snacks uL
by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post When you’re in Psychology class and learn about the mental disorder you have
by Carry 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post ’#>* %1 AIR CHINA VuL Tlr 9eednestdaptateer A man from China bought a first class ticket which came with access tO a VIP lounge that had free food. He rescheduled over 300 times in a year to enjoy over 300 free meals. When investigated, it was found that after eating he would change his reservation to a later date He finally canceled his ticket and got a full refund
by Vialo 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post AIl any man truly wants is a decently sized house on a few acres of land with a hidden 5 story subterranean bunker complex
by Carry 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post This toy lets you teach your kids how to repair an engine
by Carry 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TEA IS MoRE DANGEROUS THAN BEER . PLEASE AVOID DRINKING TEA DISCOVERED THIS LAST NIGHT, HAD 14 Beers TiLL 3AM AT The PUB WHILE My WIFE WAS JuST DRINKING TEA AT HOme: YOu SHOULD HAVE SEEN HOW VIOLENT AND ANGRY SHE WAS WHEN | GOT HOME. WAS PEACEFUL, SILENT AND HEADED TO BeD AS She Shouted AT Me; ALL NICHT ANDEVEM INTO THE NEXT MORNING
by Vialo 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post Just another day in Florida Florida man claims he only drank at stoplights; andnot while driving ARRESTED FOR DUI EARLE STEVENS
