by Williams 3 weeks ago3 weeks ago View Full Post Jawbreaker @sixfootcandy husband lost a bet and has to wash the dishes for a month; and | just got a credit card alert that someone just spent $200 at Costco. If that man walks in the door with $200 of paper goods, Im making it 2 months: My
by Williams 3 weeks ago3 weeks ago View Full Post Justin King @Justinkingnews Headline: “Women who own horses live longer” Implied correlation: horses make you live longer: Reality: if you own a horse, you can probably afford health insurance.
by Williams 3 weeks ago3 weeks ago View Full Post dog, heartwarming, reuniteRead the article at BabylonBee.com Heartwarming: Dog Finally Reunited With Owner Who Left For 30 Seconds To Grab The Mail
by Williams 3 weeks ago3 weeks ago View Full Post B ete oaks Follow @bOnewalljackson carrying her across the threshold into the honeymoon suite then taking the gnarliest shit of my life
by Williams 3 weeks ago3 weeks ago View Full Post DropTheDie @DropTheDie health insurance sent me a letter telling me re cancelling my health insurance because they don’t know my address. So tomorrow | have to read that back to them and see if they can see the problem there: My they
by Williams 3 weeks ago3 weeks ago View Full Post mils @camiler_h canu imagine how packed trails would be if everyone on tinder who said they liked hiking actually did it
by Williams 3 weeks ago3 weeks ago View Full Post group chat, red flags, relationship adviceiamvickyzaildaar If she forgives you, then 30 minutes later comes back mad again: That means she told her friends in her group chat and the board of directors did not agree. KNJG HQ& @KNJGHQ One of my friends dumped his girlfriend because of her group chat: He got tired of everything being judged by all her friends, who were pretty much hostile the beginning: He said it was like dating five women at once, and four of them didn’t like you_ from
by Williams 3 weeks ago3 weeks ago View Full Post ‘Hejust sat down to relax Tell him the trash needs to be emptied immediately:
by Williams 3 weeks ago3 weeks ago View Full Post Comedian Ronny Chieng says “f*ck Al” during Harvard graduate speech “Al isjust gonna end up making mediocre people dumber” Ilvell Irli | TAs YARVARD MEMES MEMES @memes quote of the decade:
