by Williams 3 weeks ago3 weeks ago View Full Post Lady Lawya @ Parkerlawyer In college this Hiked asked me to lunch and also to g0 to the laundromat: So [ went and brought my laundry: It was a great date_ Weeks later he was at apartment and said, 66 Heyl When did you get this washer/dryer?” 66 And | said, Oh /’ve always had that:” He married me: boy my
by Williams 3 weeks ago3 weeks ago View Full Post Tweet Brandalin @brandalintipton Marriage isn’t promise to love you until | stop you:” It’s “Ipromise to make a conscious decision to continue to love you even when it’s hard because I’m aware no one is perfect; but you are worth it:’ loving
by Williams 3 weeks ago3 weeks ago View Full Post Wafiles Inc TF Why the fuck did we let morning people set the world’$ operating schedule salty-red-mage They did it while we were sleeping
by Williams 3 weeks ago3 weeks ago View Full Post REMEMBER WHEN THE POWER GRID COULDNT HANDLE ELECTRIC VEHICLES; BUT NOW DATA CENTERS ARE ESSENTIAL PEPPERIDGE FARMSTREMEMBERS
by Williams 3 weeks ago3 weeks ago View Full Post You can’t expect me to believe there is a race of creatures in well-ordered homes who spend all making candy while their evil counterpart hides out in menacing fortresses that augur only destruction living day
by Williams 3 weeks ago3 weeks ago View Full Post want to see a comic about the CIA trying to murder Clark Kent and making it look like an accident: Not because know he’s Superman but because he’s a really good journalist. Make it a comedy because the CIA assassins can’t figure out why their attempts keep failing: they
by Williams 3 weeks ago3 weeks ago View Full Post Michael @321itsMikeyMike Theaters: Nobody wants to go out to see movies anymorel Also theaters: 2 Dieb ocad ecat The #1 36.75 The #2 $52.75 POPC FREE REFILI SAME DAY Food Allergy Inf mems
by Williams 3 weeks ago3 weeks ago View Full Post nick jr, parenting, paw patrolNick Jr. nickjr: @nickjr Me before kids: I’Il never lie to my children_ Me now: Chase from PAW Patrol just texted me and said that if you don’t finish your dinner and take a bath he won’t be on TV tomorrow:
by Williams 3 weeks ago3 weeks ago View Full Post FAITH @faithlowsucks mind simply can’t process that someone could love me for just existing without providing some sort of use 8.42 am 18 Jan 2022 Twitter Web My App
by Williams 3 weeks ago3 weeks ago View Full Post It has day(s) for no reason. been smacked since someone
