by Carry 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post #goes to a strip club* *uses mom’S credit card* #Gets employee discount*
by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post The White House @White. 2h WHITE HOUSE Scott Ruskan and his aircrew saved 165 lives on their first mission during the Texas floods. From the U.S: Military to first responders and volunteers these brave Americans remind us who we are_ When disaster strikes, they don’t run from the storm: They run into it. Coast Guard Swimmer and Aircrew Save 165 Lives in First Rescue During Texas Flood The WHITE HOUSE
by Vialo 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post Waste my potential 2 PM 3PM 4PM isolate and be avoidant 5 PM 6 PM 7PM have a snack 8 PM feel guilty over the past 9 PM 10PM
by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post If a service dogaproaches yoU and heisalone It means that the owner can’t move and is in trouble. FOLLOWHIM andyou willget a free wallet;
by Vialo 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post When the teacher starts to explain a question to another person in the middle of the test
by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post Ah yes; the 3 genders: Male, female, and 66 what the fuck are YOU, a Gender Not Telling Not Telling Male Female cop?”
by Carry 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post When you take a half-off coupon to the local brothel and they send in a dwarf Perfection: memecheese
by Erikkson 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post TAKE CARE U OF IT BE LANd THE YOULL SOMEDAY PART
by Carry 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post BreathI Air Pukp BLood FoR You: FoR You FILTIR wastt Titties For You.
