by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post (ELP THE BILLFIND ITS WAZ 1o BECOMiG 4 Law StART Finish It5 A LaW ( STEED
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post corporate, twitter, workplaceFOCO # Someone screenshotted one of my tweets and found the company work for and sent it to them it eventually ended up on the director of operation’s desk too bad that’s me Wchose to NOT fire myself
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post dogs, NYC, petsDogs are unclean, and cannot be indoor in NYC COME AND TAKE IT pets
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post friendship, job reference, resume helpTim 423 Find friends who will lie for you with zero hesitation: Mike Yo Im putting you down as a reference on my resume. You were my old boss at Glacier Peak Consulting: Cool? no more. I’Il tell them you were our top employee and the glue of the team: Hated to see you go. IIl cry a little. Say
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post Ellen _. why does your set look like Epstein island? Hey
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post generation gap, parenting, technologyMy mom in 2012: You’re always on that damn phone My mom nOw:
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post funny, LGBTQ, relatableIF gay means “happy” then Im straight asf
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post Jonn @johndudeg6tx met an absolute legend this morning while walking my around the neighborhood pond: His name is Bill, he’s 80 and he was casually fishing; completely ignoring the neighborhood’s strict “NO FISHING” signs When asked if he was worried about getting caught; hejust laughed and told me he’s out here every single He explained that if some HOA jackass actually tries to bust him; he’sjust going to play the old man card and say something like, “I’m SO confused, thought this was the Atlantic Ocean or some shit:” then he said “Getting old is a raw deal, but you can get away with absolute anarchy just by pretending you forgot how the world works: dog day:
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post 1 You reposted doomer @uncledoomer . 2d the past looks more like the future than the present does Turbine Traveller @Turbinetraveler 3d Delta Airlines Lockheed L1011 TriStar Cabin in the 1980’s. 410 1l 16K 188K Il 3.3M
