by Williams 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post smoking AND eating an in public aya @ayaslimes The doctor is at a moderate distance; not too close or too far. apple
by Williams 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post existential, nostalgia, philosophyWhat do you miss? I miss the way I viewed the world before I knew too much about it. Oi P H A M; [ N
by Williams 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post DEEP MMA & BOXING “Id stand in front f the mirror with no gloves-just wrists wrapped: Throw the left hook 100 times slow; then 100 fast: Watch the shoulder; the hip, the elbow: No telegraph: If the J9 mirror Sees it coming; SO will he. Sugar Robinson DEEP MMA & BOXING Ray
by Williams 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post Cooter Bob Memes Just now Back in the you could take a 2 a.m. trip to Wal~Mart and a lobster and a shotgun no questions asked: Life was #cooterbobmemes day, buy good:
by Williams 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post TEMPORARY IKEA Co-Worker Please dont ask any hard questior; me
by Williams 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post suigintou hey boss can you show me where the forklift’s self-destruct is so i can keep it from falling into the hands of enemy warehouse crews? meowingatthesea 4.49 & E @ ll ? 74 MY BOSS 4.46 PM suigintou Follow 20,2025 boss can you show me where the forklift’s self-destruct is SO i can it from falling into the hands of enemy warehouse crews? Unread Yeah; of course you just disconnect the hose from the propane tank and then light a match: 4.49 PM May hey keep
by Williams 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post what’s wrong babe, you’ve barely touched your reese s ballsack (eeses Pintcarz uhtdtonoou M
by Williams 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post FOR TEN YEARS, AN ELDERLY MAN LISTENED DAILY TO HIS LATE WIFE’S VOICE MESSAGE . WHEN IT WAS ACCIDENTALLY DELETED, 11 TELECOMMUNICATIONS ENCINEERS WORKED THREE DAYS TO RECOVER T , RESTORINC HIS JOY
by Williams 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post boys, fashion, relatableBoys be like: Iwore this shirt yesterday: But Iam going to a different place: So it doesn’t matter.
by Williams 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post Activist: Cattle farming incredibly wasteful:” Farmer: “Is it? List the inputs: Activist: “What? Farmer: For my farm: What goes in? Activist: “Feed, water; land_ Farmer: Rain grass that grows for free; and land that won’t grow anything else. Where’s the waste? Activist: But the resources_ Farmer: Are solar energy and rainfall: Both happen whether there’s cow here or not: Activist: “Youre oversimplifying:” Farmer: “Im being accurate. Sunlight hits grass. Grass grows. Cow eats grass_ Cow becomes beel: Which step wastes resources? Activist: “The land could grow crops_ Farmer: “This land? 30-degree slope, clay soil, 45 inches of rain? Show me the crop
