by Williams 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post Micro Flash Fiction @MicroFlashFic “Hello! Do you have a minute to talk about Dracula?” “No- wait, Dracula?” “Yesl” “You’re vampires?” I “Yes. We have pamphlets “Vampires have missionaries?” “Where else would new vampires come from?” II “Iassumed you bit people. “There are many hurtful stereotypes: we come in?” 1 May
by Williams 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post spookay Kelly @kmdoublev ( have cleaned the house. The house is now read-only. Please do not edit the house. 23.39 20.06.22 Twitter for Android
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by Williams 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post teamrocketing thinking about my optometrist who was treating my eye infection and said “ifit hurts; you can rinse your eye with boiled water. look at me look at me. i want you to understand that i mean water that has been boiled and has since cooled down not boiling water: do you understand?” like im sO grateful for this man ensuring that | wouldn’t destroy my eyes by pouring boiling water in it, because it is an adequate assessment of my intelligence weaselle this is a man who has experienced The Public
by Williams 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post REPRESENTATION @ Old Billy lived to 62, the oldest recorded horse in history: Born in England in 1760, he never raced or carried royalty. He spent decades pulling canal barges, steady and uncelebrated: His strength moved cargo, then quietly moved into legend: STRANGEST FACTS
by Williams 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post How my Japanese learning is going: EEEiaiaie 2 2H2E2ER x 2 R1+xHx?4
by Williams 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post Germany has 39,000 Japanese citizens; only two of them were suspected of violent crimes in 2023. By contrast, out of 25,000 Algerians, 1,729 were suspected of committing a violent crime in 2023 Suspects ol viole nt crimt Germany 202} by nauonalily (us ” ol ncsidenl popululoni
by Williams 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post FESS Fesshole HOLE Daughter’s boyfriend asked my permission to ask her to marry him: agreed on the condition he’s wait until Im getting my new motorbike in April and if he did it before then, my wife would make me divert the money to the wedding fund: He agreed. Top lad: May:
by Williams 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post When a coworker is telling you a story and you’re wondering what would happen if you punched them
by Williams 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post Brock Lesnar’ s daughter; Mya Lesnar CogPKYADQ Commander Caius @commandercaius No mother involved, he gave birth to her:
