by Williams 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post Andy drunkenly lost my wallet last night and woke up to this text now Hello sir: find your wallet. go now to give police station at Avenue and you pick up there. take 5 dollars from wallet to buy hot Iam hungry and you owe me. I save you: have a good dog: day
by Williams 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post conspiracy theory, evidence, politicsPoliticians be like “so re really going to believe this solid concrete evidence instead of me you’
by Williams 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post Ooo, this job uses One click and he’$ gone Easy Applyl Just one Thank you, Reject! click and I’m donel Newapplicant Easy Reject JustJonComic Easy Icopywriter] Casy ‘Apply]
by Williams 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post work: sick days are unpaid and you need to spend your money to go get a doctor’s note me coming into work:
by Williams 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post A very common 3D printing success story: 17h This bolt on my helicopter rotor is rusted out Robinson wanted $1,590 for a new one_ was able to 3D print my own for pennies: Companies can’t scam consumers anymore @IrisErased He’s never gonna buy a replacement part again | can confidently say that:
by Williams 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post conspiracy, Epstein, governmentKylesDankLibertyMemeStash @Kyle_C137 5h Don’t threaten me with a good time: If we prosecute everyone in the Epstein files, the whole system would collapsel terms are @Kyle_C137 acceptable: 0 22 Ll 448 3K ili 16K Your
by Williams 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post Jarvis @jarvis_best 66 Olympic skiers are like have 2% body fat: 99 train 23 hours a have had 87 surgeries and Olympic snowboarders are like “I have smoked this many drugs today and hold up their hand which is in a mitten: W day: they
by Williams 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post Honestly? The highest compliment a man can receive. Tommy 6 months ago Ordered an Egg McMuffin: on the speaker says, “Pick a number 1-10” | 9. He goes, “Alright amigo, through:” At the window he hands me one with my McMuffin_ then another with 9 hash browns No explanation: asked what the hash browns were about and he said “man; You just look like a dude that appreciates potatoes”. Im not sure what this means but he’s not wrong: never write reviews, but this made my Not sure what the game was, but respect it and I’m not complaining about free food. Mkclonalds Guy pull say bag bag him day:
by Williams 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post marriage, quitting job, travelWade Lentz Follow @wadelentz My wife and | are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money_ lestimate we’Il be home around 9 pm tonight
by Williams 6 months ago6 months ago View Full Post animals sleeping, cats, siblingsWudan loves her big brother . So much that she still thinks she is small enough to sleep on his back.