by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post @mcdeeda California wildlife expert: if a sea turtle comes within 10 feet of me | am required by law to kill myself ceremonially Louisiana wildlife expert: (as alligator climbs onto boat) we aren’t supposed to give them more than a of marshmallows a day_ bag
by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post Immigration, road signs, truck driverVials @hisbelovedsleep. 14h Drop the “driving an 80,000-pound truck” It’s cleaner Rep. Mary Miller @RepMar_ Id FYI: If you can’t read basic road signs in English, you shouldn’t be driving an 80,000-pound truck in the United States.
by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post If ! ever win the ottery I will be exactly the same person / am poor decisions however, will become gloriously today My epic:
by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post professional, tattoo, workplacedana bad @baddanadanabad one time i changed in front of my mom and she saw a tattoo have next 66 to my boob and she was like make sure your employer never sees that: tattoos aren’t professional:’ and it’s like fuck now can’t sleep W my boss without them thinking im unprofessional.
by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post When | a chocolate croissant; this is how much chocolate / expect it to have inside Elelo Lord of Memes @memelord nxd @nxd1979 this isn’t a chocolate croissant, this is a chocolate wellington buy
by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post Im dying to know what the surprise is. Cotton Lane Prison Surprise Zoo
by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post grammar, internet culture, punctuationRJ @RedArmband COMMAS ARE IMPORTANT PEOPLE Shadio’ @onlyshadiomar COMMAS AREN’T PEOPLE. In case you haven’t noticed, You’ve fallen right into mv trap.
by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post Friend: Do you think we should increase taxes in order to- Me: no
by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post conspiracy, Epstein, ResignationsEpstein FilesResignations: PeterAttiaRCBSNews RichardAxelColumbia LeonBlackBApolloCEO cBorgeBrende: WEFCEO cLarry Summers: Harvard cTomPritzkeraHyattChair ~SteveTischBNYGCO-owner ~KathyRuemmler:Goldman SachsCLO Too manyresignationstobe ahoaxs Too fewarreststodenya cover-ups Lubertv 58
by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post Yeot me catching a flight 1O Utah to meet this man | met online two days ago with only $120 inmy account: He saidA won t Ineed anything not even Ted Bundy would be doing triple doubles every in this generation day
