by Erikkson 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post Stay-at-home moms in the Story universe pretending they dont hear voices in their childs empty bedroom Toy
by Erikkson 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post slate @PleaseBeGneiss it’s sO how santa only gives presents to good kids but the easter bunny is like i don’t give a shit what you did, just need to offload these fucking eggs funny
by Erikkson 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post EZHOV ezhoff6 Reminder: If the team has been functioning for six months while you are a manager; you should hire a manager; you should promote someone_ hiring not
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post Greatest moment of my career Short A couple walked in at 8.55. We close at 9 sit, walk over to greet and ask what time we close. “Actually; we close at 9. You just made it in timel What can | get you started with to drink?” “Oh, no no no. You close in 5 minutes? Have a great night:” And up and happily left: You guys are my fucking heroes: They they they got
by Erikkson 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post paulbrislen @paulbrislen As a German, just want to this straight: The entire Western world wants us to build up a huge army; march through Poland and fight the Russians if necessary. Just writing ith down so there are no misunderstandings in future get
by Carry 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post By lhe time you realize that these are stairs #hEXE ME voubentheemergencyooom
by Carry 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post Me: *bites into burger* Everything on the opposite end of the burger: Listen, L’ve gotta be somewhere
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