by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post Dad jokes, family, twinsDad Jokes! @dadgivesjokes My cousin just posted “Im expecting twins” So | replied , “Finally 2 kids from the same man” Now Im blocked
by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post chilikeinnerg 1d Why do they NEVER land back on land but always in the sea. PAY ATTENTION: Artemis Il astronauts safely back home on Earth after Orion capsule splashes down 0= 5.3K 4.5K 121 450 rerre adysti 18h Capsule = heavy Land = hard Water = bouncy Capsule + water = boing boing ~> astronauts happy Capsule + land = KABOOM ~> astronauts dead 25.1K 124 340 103
by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post adulting, procrastination, work stressErBear @Rica_Bee Iike to spend my energy thinking about work responsibilities when I’m at home and home responsibilities when Im at work so that can feel stressed 100% of the time but never do anything about it
by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post me: *tries to one wet wipe* meanwhile the wet wipes: Wedon”tleavexounown grab
by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post S. Follow @Issve 66 can you explain the gap in your resume?” yes i was applying to jobs for 6 months straight and couldn’t get hired
by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post Johnny Somali has been found guilty of all charges in South Korea and has been sentenced to prison with labor 5k 118,1K 222K Ill 6,8M
by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post 1996, nostalgia, sleepoverAftermath from a sleepover in 1996 Pop Download DOWNLOAD @popdownload Peak happiness Pop
by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post aloric watched Id Aliens 1986 you won’t fucking beleive it aloric watched Id Alien 1979 Pretty good, my only problem with it is that i wish there were multiple aliens
by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post coworkers, office, workplacemeisha #e @meishato Guys have you ever been in a workplace where all the original coworkers have left so now you’re in season 5 with all these new characters
by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post Stefan Friedli 0 @stfn42 Well, it took 29 years, but finally watched the original Jurassic Park, a cautionary tale about understaffing your engineering department and letting people push code directly to prod. 4.10 PM 09 Oct 22 Twitter for iPhone