by Vialo 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, are probably still an idiot. you
by Carry 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post When your girlfriend leaves a note on the fridge saying “this isn’t working” and you open it but it still works Hmm
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post Dr: J.Cooper (vabre aifweall How do i hack my brain into having sex dreams instead of reoccurring trauma nightmares
by Erikkson 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post Mexicans who’ve Afrikaners who’ve been in the US been in the US for 3 generations for half an hour
by Carry 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post Toddlers after you tell them they can’t drink cleaning supplies under the sink
by Vialo 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post Women Ithreatening dudes who haven’t been hugged in years with a “sex strike” You have nothing; nothing to threaten me with:
by Carry 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post So | kept my music in a CD wallet, which was the style at the time
by Erikkson 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post Stay-at-home moms in the Story universe pretending they dont hear voices in their childs empty bedroom Toy
by Erikkson 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post slate @PleaseBeGneiss it’s sO how santa only gives presents to good kids but the easter bunny is like i don’t give a shit what you did, just need to offload these fucking eggs funny
