Mike Bales Follow @MikeBales A farmer a young cock As soon as he gets it home, it f*cks all the farmer’s 150 hens. The farmer is impressed: At lunch the cock screws all 150 hens again. The next day it’s f*cking the ducks and geese too. Later he finds the cock lying on the ground half-dead with vultures circling overhead: 66 The farmer says, You deserved it; you horny bastardl” The cock opens one eye, points up, and says, Shhhhhh: Theyre about to landW 12:14 AM Jun 1,2026 1.4M Views buys