by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post Steven Fiorentino @SteveF289 My Italian Grandfather barely speaks English; but I can tell he’s upset that won’t come over and have a beer with him: Grandpa already told you; Im doing January What is again? Tm not drinking alcohol for the entire month of January no under stand January already miserable month Why you make it worse for both of us? Dry
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post Who remembers when Pixar had blooper reels in movies @Lythero used to laugh at these asa kid only for friends to say “Why are you laughing? These bloopers are fake:’ Girl the whole movie is fake you’re watching a cartoon:
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post Costco, dating, first dateThis girl said she knew a spot for our first date and she took me to costco_ Men’s Humor HWaof} @MensHumor She took you to an exclusive, members-only restaurant with a limited menu: Some people pay top dollar for that: View more on Instagram
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post adulting, breakfast, television liesAdults having breakfast at a friend’s apartment before heading off to work is the biggest lie television ever told me
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post Welcome to 2026 where actual piracy sites have less ads than youtube now
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post Ilove when you hand a dog a treat and they are like, thanks, III be having this in the other room: Excuse me:
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post feminism, social commentary, white feminismKat’ Hopun This is how it feels to be a white Feminist woman: che i actually love this metaphor because it’s a fake target and you’ve it there yourself: put
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post rlAskReddit 2y 000 [deleted] What’s your best revenge story? ngo at my high school started a rumor that he had SE with me and instead of denying it I just told people it was really bad, and he accidentally shouted his mom’$ name during it Guy
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post government: without a Digital ID you won’t be able to_ 0 me: DONT CARE: COULDNT GIVE A FUCK: WHATEVER. GO FUCK YOURSELVES_
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