by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post Im a waitress working the late shift: It’s 1 AM, Im exhausted, and | accidentally handed a customer’s BLIND SON a menu: He takes it and says; “Ah:. thank you:_. just. read this” in a dead serious voice. snorted so loud: UPDATE: just put their food down and the table is totally silent: Suddenly this kid exclaims; “WELL, IT LOOKS DELICIOUSI” f cking love this kid
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post my mexican mom said that probably swapped me with some russian womans kid at the hospital sophia @qstjnc somewhere out there in siberia is a brown kid who wants nothing more than to eat a quesadilla they
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post this is not pro-disabled: this is anti-homeless architecture disguised as disabled accommodation: do not be fooled. ratchel @girlmeat5557 not to be “that guy” but wheelchair users are not starved for places to sit down
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post procrastination, relatable, workMe at work this week trying to remember what it is | do
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post (opeceulie One time | saw Samuel L. Jackson at an airport and he saw me and my cousin hovering around trying to the courage to ask him for a photo and then he came over to us and said “Y’all motherfus ers want a photo?” And it was everything gain
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post REC Well; it $ Soros-funded, pre-election riot season ~again.
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post When you’re autistic and trying to flirt with someone who is also autistic an approaching you with romantic intent
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post kewlshrek @kewlshrek The human body is incredible It’s 66 like oh, you ‘re stressed and sad? 99 Here, enjoy this acne
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post Tell me the truth: Are you talking to other girls? Obviously not, only with you: Photo Did you know that Jocelyn; the other one youre talking to,is my fake account: You see. told you I only talk to you: Send message
by Williams 7 months ago7 months ago View Full Post (( When someone says, ‘re too young to have this many injuries” It’s not the years, honey: It’s the mileage. ‘you 1
