6Ix + @okGixx So started feeding a stray cat on my porch: Sweet orange boy,; very polite: Two weeks in, a lady knocked on my door and asked if I’d seen her cat: Showed me a picture. It was MY orange boy: Turns out he lives four houses down and has a full government name: Emperor Fluffington III: She wasn’t mad though: She said hes been coming home absolutely STUFFED and she couldn’t figure out where he was eating: We got to talking: Turns out Emperor Fluffington is running a full scam operation hitting up six different houses on our street: He has a different name at each house. We created a Facebook group to coordinate: He’s been put on a diet: He’s furious about it