6Ix + @okGixx So found out my husband has been telling his coworkers that he’s lactose intolerant: He’s not He just doesn’t want to participate in the office ice cream socials because he thinks they’re “forced fun: Been doing this for THREE YEARS. His company just spent $4,000 installing a dedicated dairy-free freezer in the break room: There’s a ribbon cutting ceremony next week: The CEO is coming: Theyre naming it after my husband: ‘Dave’s Inclusive Freezer Initiative” is going to be used as a case study in their diversity training: My husband is spiraling: He’s in too deep. I told him to come clean: He’s considering just becoming actually lactose intolerant through sheer force of will.