#1 09.35.52 212844035 Why would you want back after being taken all over beyond the edges of the known world conquering people with an unstoppable leader? >waaah my goat farm and my fat greek wife are waiting for me Alexanderl! 11 #2 09.39.58 212844123 22212844035 (QP) Why would you want to go to India? #9 11.31.14 212846129 22212844035 (OP) >be me; Macedonian spear-chucker in Alexander’s world-tour of whoop-ass, 330 BC horny as Dionysus after a wine binge, ready to conquer more than just land >march into the Levant >succubus-tier Canaanite babes with bovine mammaries that could feed a whole taxis >local merchants crying into their flatbread, lactose intolerance blocking their shot at glory >my phalanx is not the only standing at attention; GIMME MORE >stomp into Egypt >nubile; coffee-skinned Nile queens, swaying in lusty Nilotic dances >short hair; dripping with lotus-scented sweat; beckoning me to board their riverboat of sin >erecting obelisks in my mind, camp’s too small for this, NEED MORE >charge into Mesopotamia >Persian harem cuties in silk so sheer it’s basically a war crime >sultry eyes through veils promising night hotter than a ziggurat’s fire altar >Alexander’s out here burning Persepolis, Im burning for these babes, MORE >ride into Bactria >nomadic tomboys, smeared in animal blood, grinning like just wrestled a wolf >promise a wild, rapeful romp across the steppe, “ride or be ridden” vibes >my greaves are getting tight; heart’s galloping; ONE MORE >reach India >we NEED to go back thing hips they