by Williams 3 days ago3 days ago View Full Post career, job, workJob (n.) If you do yours very well, you get to do other too. @HipDict people’s job
by Williams 5 days ago5 days ago View Full Post ai, jobs, workRead the article at BabylonBee com Bad News: A.I. Still Hasn’t Taken Your Job, So You Still Need To Work This Week
by Williams 2 weeks ago2 weeks ago View Full Post lottery, office, workBOSS: CAN YOU TELL OUR NEW HIRES WHY YOU’VE STAYED ALL THESE YEARS? ME: BECAUSE HAVEN’T WON THE LOTTERY YET.
by Williams 2 weeks ago2 weeks ago View Full Post access denied, procrastination, workFinally starting the task you told your boss you started a week ago and the document says “Request Access’
by Williams 4 weeks ago4 weeks ago View Full Post fired, unemployment, workChase @C_Waters94 So 7 guess I’m officially unemployed now_ Iknow it’S your off, but Hannah called out Ineed you at the store in 30 minutes: Sorry; Im out of town today and won’t be able to make it in: Idon’t care where you are: If you aren’t here in 30 minutes; don’t bother coming back for your shift next week: This will be great evidence for justification of collecting unemployment since I’m not getting fired due to performance: Hey; day
by Williams 1 month ago1 month ago View Full Post cat, cuddle, workcat when |’m buried in work cat when I’m finally free to cuddle My My
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post bank, CEO, workBANK EMPLOYEE: what if we stayed open later than 5.30? CEO: that’s the dumbest shit i’ve ever heard OTHER BANK EMPLOYEE: how bout a sign outside that displays the temperature 24/7 CEO: first of all; promoted
by Williams 4 months ago4 months ago View Full Post adulting, broke, workLife as an grown-up perfectly summed up. @officialworkmemes just don’t understand; how am | still broke? All I do is go to work:
by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post dreams, jobs, workM WhaEsyour dream ‘nah Idontdream about job? worling)
by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post school, video games, workSyo: | don”t wanna go to school; ” Me Well | don’t wanna go to work; but we have to, bucdy: Syo; Or we could BOTH stay home and play video gamnes. Me: THAT MAKES SENSE
