by Williams 4 weeks ago4 weeks ago View Full Post wokeandwoofing Follow @wokeandwoofing Itold my landord he should hire a trans person, and he replied Oh go on then, thatIl be a laugh; what shall 1go for one of the confused autistic teenagers, or a midlife crisis pervert” Literally shaking right now: 3.16 PM 12 Jan 25 4.8M Views 2,621 Reposts 511 Quotes 68.8K Likes pub
by Williams 4 weeks ago4 weeks ago View Full Post Tomourowisnotpromised Callyour siblings today Iko- andtell them thevteuglyand that thevfteadopted
by Williams 4 weeks ago4 weeks ago View Full Post ”Sir we’ve seized 3 tons of marijuana’ “Did you say 1 ton of marijuana?” “Yes sir; 8 grams of marijuana” L
by Erikkson 4 weeks ago4 weeks ago View Full Post stoned cold fox @roastmalone_ whoever came up with lefty loosey righty tighty absolutely cranked it out of the park on that one
by Williams 4 weeks ago4 weeks ago View Full Post David Grohl @FooGDave 14h If you play a Nickelback song backwards you’Il hear messages from the devil: Even worse, if you play it forwards you’Il hear Nickelback_
by Carry 4 weeks ago4 weeks ago View Full Post God: Look at this. Humans: OMG. Yes. God: It will wreck your favourite stuff and crap in your house: Humans: It can sleep in my bed.
by Erikkson 4 weeks ago4 weeks ago View Full Post Power aitracts pathological personalities. t is not that power corrupts but that itis magnetic t0 the corruptible.
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by Carry 4 weeks ago4 weeks ago View Full Post Dad is a savage Dad Good morning: Your girlfriend doesn’t to sneak out in the middle of the night, dude: Go through the front door; walk her to her car; come back in, lock the door; stay awake until she’s home_ Ok sorry thought you’d be mad know you’re going to hang out with her either way: was your age once, except qot more bitshes. have
