by Vialo 10 months ago10 months ago View Full Post A picture of my cat after not eating for 30 minutes
by Carry 10 months ago10 months ago View Full Post Iwas given the ability to control what gets printed in the receipts at the doughnut shop where I work. This is the first thing | did. TOTAL PAYMENTS 3.55 TOTAL TIPS 0.00 Balance Due 0.00 Thank Freshest Donuts from the Freshest Donut Pros “Ibousht a donut and they gave me & rece – Ipt for” the donut . L~don’ t need & recelpt for the donut . [give you money and you &- Ive me the donut , end of transaction. We don’t need to bring ink and paper into th- iS. [can’ t Imagine & scenar10 that 1 Wou- Id have to prove that [~bousht & donut. ~Mitch Hedberg youl
by Williams 10 months ago10 months ago View Full Post IF THIS HAD BEEN THE SUBWAY SCENE, THERE WOULD BE NOTHING LEFT OF CHARLOTTE
by Vialo 10 months ago10 months ago View Full Post brillience galaxyutii brigwife: kidouyuuto: how did learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme *800 years of 668,007 notes 2 they war*
by Erikkson 10 months ago10 months ago View Full Post Imagine time traveling back to 1995 and telling people that in 30 years, Roseanne will be hotter than Madonna: one?
by Erikkson 10 months ago10 months ago View Full Post In 2013,a named Killian saved a baby from an abusive babysitter when he alerted his owners by growling and standing between the baby and the sitter whenever she was there: dog boy
by Carry 10 months ago10 months ago View Full Post cthuhlusanders Fucking superb you funky little death omen breelandwalker Well you can tell by the way use walk Tm a harbinger And it’s time to stalk my
by Williams 10 months ago10 months ago View Full Post Don’tput your drama on social media and then tellus to mind @Ur business Listen; I’mon season 3, episode4 ofyour nonsense:
