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by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post John Hendel @Hendyhendel A student emailed me; profusely apologizing for getting my name wrong at the of their paper; and Iwas “I “Thanks, whatever; nbd ‘ Then I got to their paper and saw their instructor was “I “Professor whats his nuts’ like, top
by Erikkson 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post 1 in 3 teens have prediabetes, new CDC data shows abcnews go.com Open 9.6K 1.1K Share SmokeyTreeze 15h ago Gotta teach kids, esp those who are not really active to read the nutrition label: | once saw a drink with 87g of sugar: Wtf is up with that? Straight poison: 2.9K Reply 3
by Carry 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post WHITE PEOPLE BE LIKE GOTTA HELP THE MINORITIES Global PopulaUon by Rnoe Goonnnnnnn nn nnn “Minorities” Majority
by Vialo 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post In 1994,an Ohio man was declared legally dead after vanishing for 8 years. Nearly two decades later in 2013,he walked into a courtroom alive and well; but the judge ruled he had waited too long to appeal, and legally, hes still dead to this day
by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post Left my dog with grandpa for a week and came back to this
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by Erikkson 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post I’d pay big bucks for an app that jams Bluetooth speakers SCOTTY @MarylandMudflap THANK YOU FOR BRINGING YOUR BLUETOOTH SPEAKER TO THE BEACH I DIDN’T WANT TO HEAR THE SOUND OF THE WAVES AND BIRDS AND WIND | WANTED TO HEAR THE SPOTIFY PLAYLIST YOU LISTEN TO EVERYWHERE ELSE IN YOUR LIFE BECAUSE YOU HATE TO BE ALONE WITH YOUR THOUGHTS FOR EVEN 1 MINUTE THANK YOU
by Vialo 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post Me: “finishes a jar of something Time to recycle this glass jar! crow brain: it. KEEP IT. Me: But | don’t really need another jar- Crow brain: PUT LITTLE TRINKETS IN SHINY THINGS_ Keep My
by Williams 5 months ago5 months ago View Full Post How to politely remind cyclist about the million dollar bike path
