by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post Philip Larkin @philiplarkin Just spotted a cat on someone’s porch; miaowing to be let in. Without thinking; | walked up to the door; rang the bell, nodded to the cat and left. It was only | rounded the corner | realised what Id done as | heard the owner shouting FUCK ME SARAH THE CAT JUST RANG THE DOORBELL
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post TM NOT A BURGER you” ‘re more than a burger! you’re steak, you’re a stew a versatile queen is what you are
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post LGTTGRSFROMStDa0L 4 Badass Mexicans @BadassMexicans Mexicans will take your biggest insecurity and make it your nickname: pedrosa_sara 4w my boyfriend stopped attending church his friends now call him Judas 592 Reply 1 Juis
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post IWROTE ALITT@ESONG CAZZED IF WE DONT UNITE AGAINST THE ELITE THEYRE GOING TO FUCK US ALL TO DEATH]
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post SPRINGFLELD PARENTITEACHER NIGhT SHARE The BLAME LETS
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post There are 5 temples in Kyoto, Japan that have blood stained ceilings The ceilings are made from the floorboards of Fushimi Castle where Torii Motoda and his remaining 380 samurai warriors died in 1600 after a hold-off against an army of 40,000 for 11 days:
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post A mother otter proudly showing off her baby, while the dad showed off a rock Never Let Me Go 268K Iikes 261K followers Otters bring rocks to their partners as a gift for mating: He’s showing the rock that got him his lady and their baby:
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post POLICE REPORT Man arrested ffor everything Unlanful potcalon ol n cundIehkcke nrrum by 4 (clon. Ibenp nagitok: “what did this man officer?” 9) “he just. he just did everything do,
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post Anonymous 05/04/22(Wed)19.00.06 No.2543988 file png 75 KB PNG >genie light comes on ~wish for infinite wishes >engine explodes shouldnt have tried to fool him 2225439915 # 2225441515 # 2225444652 # 2225447053 # 2225455269 # 3T
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post Fermat’s Library @fermatslibrary Here’s a useful counterintuitive fact: one 18 inch pizza has more ‘pizza’ than two 12 inch pizzas Area = 7(18/2)2 =254 in? Arca = 27(12/2)2 = 226 in?