by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post Johnny created the group “barbecue” BBQ tomorrow at my place 12.33 Dave Nicel Can ‘{ wait for a fat steak and a of ribs 12.34 Great: vegans here? 12 34 Sara Yeah mel Glad you asked 42.36 Sara has been removed from the group pair , Any
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post raptorific Honestly if you want to know Batman is necessary in Gotham City just remember that the Gotham Police Department had a banquet honoring Commissioner Gordon and ordered a cake from “Crazy Clown Catering:” Honestly guess who jumped out of the cake, much to the surprise of the entire Gotham Police Force, who by all logic should have an entire division devoted to Clown Felonies by this point magistrate-of-mediocrity In the criminal justice system, clown based offenses are considered especially heinous_ In Gotham the dedicated detectives who investigate these comedic felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Insane Clown Posse: These are their stories: *honk honk* why City they City City;
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post mowhales 20h My grandma is 95 and has beaten cancer more times than can count At one point she casually asked us, Do you think | all this cancer because keep uranium in my drawer?” Naturally; we were like. what?? So she up, goes to her room, and comes back with a glass vial labeled uranium, something she apparently took from her brother’s chemistry set in the 1940s and has just_kept ever since? Anyway: The answer was: honestly, maybe?2? 1/3 14.7K 255 219 563 elizathomascomedy 12h “we have radiation therapy at home” 988 04 x D1 get gets tiny
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post WE NEED A WEALTH TAX ON THE RICH TAXPAYER GOvT FRAUD
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post Ill never forget the Iook on the cashiers when she scanned the packet of bird seed 1 And | asked her how does it take for the birds to grow once 7 plant them_ 0 face, long
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post WHAT’S The MATTER, Boy? YOu Are Not Going TO BEUEVE This; Ted Our Neighbor Just ANd Then HAD The GALL pulled into His Own TO Go into His Own House DrivewAy With His ANd close The Doorl Own CAR_ THAT Son Of A Bitchi BaRK! Bark!
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post When people say “She’s really nice once you get to know her” as well say “She’s a bitch but you’Il get used to it” May
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post ugh_nobody understands my deep andunique Perceptions on art,Culture; and origins Of the universe JobBle OWNTOWN That is literally the gayest outfit Ihave ever Seen inmy entire life goblle Joblle FRAMpu
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post Anonymous 01/19/22(Wed)22.57:19 No.870984116 IMG_ 20220119_225458jpg 354 KB JPG >beat millions of other sperms in the race to the egg >their ghosts torment you as you live the life should’ve had Was it worth it anon? they
