by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post A HUMAN HaS BEEN FEEDING ME ALL MONTH NOTHING EXUDES I Want To GIvE HER QuaLiTY LIKE A SOMETHING NICE: HEINEKEN BOTTLE CAP. Frans Fine an METZGER ScottMetzgerCartoons Things
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post “So that’s the Grand Canyon; huh?” The Flintstones
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post 0zzy MAN AIRBNB HOST ‘SENT PICTURES OF GUEST WITH ANOTHER WOMAN TO HIS WIFE’ AFTER HE LEFT BAD REVIEW FuLLSiory enmens REVIEWS
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post Mom on the phone: “Im so sick of him: All he does is eat, sleep, and sh*t: Im gonna kick him out soon” Me: Brothe Dad: Thecat:
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post adulting humor, folding lawn chair, relatableIm an adult the same way a folding lawn chair is furniture. Technically yes, but nobody’s impressed and Im definitely not that stable:
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post Paul Graham @paulg A Brown professor gave his students a take-home midterm exam: After suspecting many cheated using Al, he made the final in-person: The orange dots are the midterm scores and the gray dots are the final scores: Looks like all but 3 cheated on the midterm: ECON 1170 Midtcrm . Final Scorcs cdt dhedonrteonnoiea Penentt Ertntg Lanent 55 59 A fool. but anhonest foolheremains:
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post Flashback to when you were a kid and your parents took you to a random event: The kids: Let’s see what’s upstairs! Upstairs: 8
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post Low level Staff we should stop to rest Upper Management Why? Im not tired, Hey,
by Williams 2 months ago2 months ago View Full Post FESS Fesshole HOLE @fesshole My employer added a clause in my last NDA stating that was prohibited from saying anything “disparaging’ about the company: Now when anyone asks about job postings tell them; ‘Im contractually obligated not to say anything disparaging about them_ None have ever applied. Caitlin Hogg ctiberioush_ogg Fun tipl If you don’t want your employees talking about how horrible you are to work for; don’t be horrible to work for: Hope this helps!