by Williams 3 weeks ago3 weeks ago View Full Post When your PhD is in: Education: Astrophysics Social Sciences BioMedical Engineering Honorary Applied Mathematics “Pleasureto meet “Im sorrysits Dr. you, Im Bob:’
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by Williams 3 weeks ago3 weeks ago View Full Post the thicc husband & father Follow @lukeisamazing a core aspect of the human condition is loving your little action figures with cool, removable accessories 1,500 year-old Mayan figurine with removable helmet
by Williams 3 weeks ago3 weeks ago View Full Post Dad 2.0 hanging on, mostly @DadaBaseThought My wife is hilarious We’ve been trying to get ahold of our sons daycare corporate for 4 months and literally do not answer phones or email She applied for a job and when contacted her for an interview she asked to be transferred to the person we needed to talk to they they
by Williams 3 weeks ago3 weeks ago View Full Post Conspiratorial Tem:_ Id @ “Farms use more water than Al II data centers OK,I’Il go without Al and you can g0 without food and we’Il see who lasts longer 153 125.4K 35.4K Ill 238K
by Williams 3 weeks ago3 weeks ago View Full Post Jackson Crawford @Norsebysw Ido not understand the urge to amass wealth and then use it to interfere in other people’s lives If | had 62 billion dollars no one would ever see me again:
by Williams 3 weeks ago3 weeks ago View Full Post An Australian bushranger named Joseph Johns escaped from prison so many times that the government had to build a special cell to hold him. The governor was $O confident of the cell; he said: ‘If you out again, IIl forgive you Johns escaped that one as well: get
by Williams 3 weeks ago3 weeks ago View Full Post Imtiaz Mahmo:. Subscribe @ImtiazMadmood Iwas on a train in Tokyo. We stopped between stations. Announcement in Japanese, then in English: “We apologize for the delay: We will resume shortly” The delay was maybe 3 minutes: Not a big deal: When the train started moving again, another announcement: “We sincerely apologize for the delay: We were stopped for 3 minutes and 20 seconds: This is unacceptable: Thank you for your patience” Three minutes and twenty seconds. measured it exactly: And called it unacceptable: When I got at my stop, there were station staff on the platform bowing and handing out delay certificates: They off
by Williams 3 weeks ago3 weeks ago View Full Post Got any fatherly advice for me? You don’t need togive opinionon everysingle daeea cpigic If don”treallyknow much about FyzitapicEreaperkew {ectoabou shut the fuck up
by Williams 3 weeks ago3 weeks ago View Full Post Me trying to explain a meme to my grandparents My grandma why does the astronaut have a gun?’ made with mematic
